Post by TheRipz on Apr 15, 2008 20:58:01 GMT -5
Mike: “its like one fifty three can we wake him yet?”
Kyle: “what part of two o-clock don’t you understand?”
Richard: “so who the hell is this guy?”
Daniel: “if he is who I think he is… then we could all be dead…”
Ryan: “…so…. They filled in this crater hole really nicely”
Nick: “oh wow!”
Ryan: “you think… that’s… good… dirt?”
Carl: “it appears to be good dirt…”
Ryan: “I wonder where they got it from…”
Richard: “…okay screw it lets wake him.”
Just then Death stepped off the roof, and floated down to the floor, after landing he approached the group.
Death: “hey… oh wow Daniel is that you?! It’s been fucking millennia…”
Daniel: “… so it is you…”
Death: “oh yea, wow, so… I hear you lost your powers…”
Daniel: “…what is it that you want?”
Death: “fine, fine, we’ll catch up later. ANYWAYS you guys… totally, TOTALLY got your asses handed to you by Shin, man, that was funny… and yet…. So sad…”
Richard: “is that what you brought us here to say?”
Death: “YES, yes it is… and I’m going to break the seal he placed on each of you”
Natalie: “really?”
Death: “yea, well I wanna see some good fighting, and you guys got about eight days to train and become stronger then Shin and Shen, or else you’re screwed!”
Kyle: “screwed?”
Death: “yup, you see I made a deal with the Demon God, you know, the guy who is in charge of Shin and Shen, he’ll be sending his entire army, removing troops from every planet, every dimension, every universe he has under his control, he’s organizing them for a mass invasion and destruction of this… Earth? Right… that’s its name… so I wanted to see what you guys can do against it!”
Ryan: “…how the hell…”
Death: “yup, I’m not sure what his invasion plan is going to be. I’m hoping he sends a constant stream threw a single portal, however… that’s not likely to happen, he’s not the smartest guy, but he’s not stupid”
Kyle: “anything else?”
Ryan: “…are Matt and Philip alive?”
Death: “...pft like I give a damn if they live or die, and the only thing I have to tell you is that the Demon God will likely call upon his twelve sons along with Shin and Shen, each of those fourteen people will more than likely have ten commanders, each with a hundred sub commanders… each with thousands of top soldiers…. And under them each will have at least a million soldiers…”
Kyle: “…what?”
Burn: “…so… one million, times one thousand, times a hundred, times ten, times fourteen?”
Natalie: “one billion…. One hundred billion… one trillion… one hundred and fourteen trillion!?”
Death: “actually I’d probably double or triple that, because if he’s taking this seriously he’ll come too, and bring his own wave… and if he wants to go all in… I’d probably say… five trillion units of varying strength, anything from as weak as an ant, to a hundred times stronger than Shin and Shen combined.”
Nick: “I think I just pooped myself…”
Death: “yea, don’t worry its not like they’ll all come in at once though… you got a few days, do whatever you want, here, I’ll release the seal now.”
Kyle: “what part of two o-clock don’t you understand?”
Richard: “so who the hell is this guy?”
Daniel: “if he is who I think he is… then we could all be dead…”
Ryan: “…so…. They filled in this crater hole really nicely”
Nick: “oh wow!”
Ryan: “you think… that’s… good… dirt?”
Carl: “it appears to be good dirt…”
Ryan: “I wonder where they got it from…”
Richard: “…okay screw it lets wake him.”
Just then Death stepped off the roof, and floated down to the floor, after landing he approached the group.
Death: “hey… oh wow Daniel is that you?! It’s been fucking millennia…”
Daniel: “… so it is you…”
Death: “oh yea, wow, so… I hear you lost your powers…”
Daniel: “…what is it that you want?”
Death: “fine, fine, we’ll catch up later. ANYWAYS you guys… totally, TOTALLY got your asses handed to you by Shin, man, that was funny… and yet…. So sad…”
Richard: “is that what you brought us here to say?”
Death: “YES, yes it is… and I’m going to break the seal he placed on each of you”
Natalie: “really?”
Death: “yea, well I wanna see some good fighting, and you guys got about eight days to train and become stronger then Shin and Shen, or else you’re screwed!”
Kyle: “screwed?”
Death: “yup, you see I made a deal with the Demon God, you know, the guy who is in charge of Shin and Shen, he’ll be sending his entire army, removing troops from every planet, every dimension, every universe he has under his control, he’s organizing them for a mass invasion and destruction of this… Earth? Right… that’s its name… so I wanted to see what you guys can do against it!”
Ryan: “…how the hell…”
Death: “yup, I’m not sure what his invasion plan is going to be. I’m hoping he sends a constant stream threw a single portal, however… that’s not likely to happen, he’s not the smartest guy, but he’s not stupid”
Kyle: “anything else?”
Ryan: “…are Matt and Philip alive?”
Death: “...pft like I give a damn if they live or die, and the only thing I have to tell you is that the Demon God will likely call upon his twelve sons along with Shin and Shen, each of those fourteen people will more than likely have ten commanders, each with a hundred sub commanders… each with thousands of top soldiers…. And under them each will have at least a million soldiers…”
Kyle: “…what?”
Burn: “…so… one million, times one thousand, times a hundred, times ten, times fourteen?”
Natalie: “one billion…. One hundred billion… one trillion… one hundred and fourteen trillion!?”
Death: “actually I’d probably double or triple that, because if he’s taking this seriously he’ll come too, and bring his own wave… and if he wants to go all in… I’d probably say… five trillion units of varying strength, anything from as weak as an ant, to a hundred times stronger than Shin and Shen combined.”
Nick: “I think I just pooped myself…”
Death: “yea, don’t worry its not like they’ll all come in at once though… you got a few days, do whatever you want, here, I’ll release the seal now.”
