Post by TheRipz on Mar 15, 2008 2:27:09 GMT -5
Ian was alone in a large empty storage room, the only door had been locked, and two guards stood on the other side.
Ian: “FUCKING TOASTERS!!! LET ME OUT!!”
Ian smashed on the door screaming louder and louder.
Ian: “WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I AM SO PUTTING YOU IN THE BATHTUM AND PLUGGING YOU IN!!”
Ian stepped away from the door and sat to the left of it.
Ian: “stupid robots with their laser guns and their metal, and their super toast cooking abilities… lock my ass up for dressing like a human, what the hell is that about, stupid people, its been like three fucking days, I’m starved... they could Have At LEAST COOKED ME SOME TOAST!!!”
The door slid open, and in front of it was a metallic humanoid figure with a large left arm, he stepped inside and looked down at Ian.
Unknown: “Shin has viciously destroyed your power supply… I feel it a disgrace to kill you now, I would have enjoyed more of a challenge…”
Ian: “me heart food”
Unknown: “…ahh yes, you humans need to eat, well I suppose I’ll arrange for a last meal”
Ian: “good! Now that food is all settled and done with I have but a single question to propose towards the first sentence I have ever heard you say. WHHAAAAAAA?!”
Unknown: “I am master Murosaki the mechanical overlord of this world, and I’m glad to see you were a rebel and decided to break the rules, Shin came to me and said he had sent a number of gifted children to a number of differing dimensions, and mine was one of the lucky ones!”
Ian: “…congratulations… now how about that food we talked about?”
Murosaki: “I was ordered to seek your kind out and kill you… he said that he had entrapped your powers away and crippled your souls, ahh a human soul, bound to the winding heart, so easily broken”
Ian: “also… I didn’t know where to go to the bathroom… so…”
Murosaki: “and returning to my story, he ordered me to kill you, I was hoping you would still give off some kind of fight but its been three days and even starvation hasn’t aggravated you enough to fight back… ether you have an incredible will, or you have no power…”
Ian: “awe man, when you entered I shoulda been all like”
Murosaki: “now we will be taking a more direct approach to see what you possess! I shall set you up against my mechanical invader. It’s a battle to the death…”
Ian: “domo origato, mr.roboto”
Murosaki: “and if you win… I’ll kill you”
Ian: “ahh I’m so clever… wait what?!”
Murosaki: “food will be presented to you one and one half hours before the battle”
Ian: “sweet, dinner and a show!”
Murosaki: “a show it indeed will be….”
Ian: “FUCKING TOASTERS!!! LET ME OUT!!”
Ian smashed on the door screaming louder and louder.
Ian: “WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I AM SO PUTTING YOU IN THE BATHTUM AND PLUGGING YOU IN!!”
Ian stepped away from the door and sat to the left of it.
Ian: “stupid robots with their laser guns and their metal, and their super toast cooking abilities… lock my ass up for dressing like a human, what the hell is that about, stupid people, its been like three fucking days, I’m starved... they could Have At LEAST COOKED ME SOME TOAST!!!”
The door slid open, and in front of it was a metallic humanoid figure with a large left arm, he stepped inside and looked down at Ian.
Unknown: “Shin has viciously destroyed your power supply… I feel it a disgrace to kill you now, I would have enjoyed more of a challenge…”
Ian: “me heart food”
Unknown: “…ahh yes, you humans need to eat, well I suppose I’ll arrange for a last meal”
Ian: “good! Now that food is all settled and done with I have but a single question to propose towards the first sentence I have ever heard you say. WHHAAAAAAA?!”
Unknown: “I am master Murosaki the mechanical overlord of this world, and I’m glad to see you were a rebel and decided to break the rules, Shin came to me and said he had sent a number of gifted children to a number of differing dimensions, and mine was one of the lucky ones!”
Ian: “…congratulations… now how about that food we talked about?”
Murosaki: “I was ordered to seek your kind out and kill you… he said that he had entrapped your powers away and crippled your souls, ahh a human soul, bound to the winding heart, so easily broken”
Ian: “also… I didn’t know where to go to the bathroom… so…”
Murosaki: “and returning to my story, he ordered me to kill you, I was hoping you would still give off some kind of fight but its been three days and even starvation hasn’t aggravated you enough to fight back… ether you have an incredible will, or you have no power…”
Ian: “awe man, when you entered I shoulda been all like”
Murosaki: “now we will be taking a more direct approach to see what you possess! I shall set you up against my mechanical invader. It’s a battle to the death…”
Ian: “domo origato, mr.roboto”
Murosaki: “and if you win… I’ll kill you”
Ian: “ahh I’m so clever… wait what?!”
Murosaki: “food will be presented to you one and one half hours before the battle”
Ian: “sweet, dinner and a show!”
Murosaki: “a show it indeed will be….”
