Post by TheRipz on Feb 24, 2008 2:37:35 GMT -5
Ryan was gripping his stomach, with his other arm he used a tree to steady himself. The opponent he had been fighting lacked strength, speed, or any form of power. But he was completely unharmed by any attack made on him. The man who called himself Timothy ran towards Ryan and proceeded to strike him.
Timothy: “wow they said you were strong, that’s balls, unless I’m just that powerful!”
Timothy stopped attacking Ryan who had by now fallen to the floor with a bloody black eye.
Timothy: “bow to the immortal Timothy for he and only he can defeat the all mighty… I don’t even know your name… ha-ha well it would only be a few letters on a mile long list of people I’ve killed.”
Ryan’s fingers twitched, it seemed as if he was trying to move his body, but his body refused. Timothy walked over and stood overtop of Ryan punching his face fist after fist.
Timothy: “I WENT OUT SWINGING, is what he would say, BUT HIS ARMS DON’T WORK, at Least NOT TODAY!!!!!”
Kyle: “zomafug Ryan’s dead!!”
Nick: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Nick, Kyle, and Richard appeared behind Ryan and Timothy; Nick ran out and tackled Timothy to the ground forcefully beating him.
Kyle: “kill steal, KILL STEAL!!!”
Kyle ran over and began to help Nick, Richard went over to look at Ryan.
Richard: “…pussy”
Ryan: “I’ve been… fighting…. for eight hours…”
Richard: “really? cuz that guy doesn’t have a scratch on him”
Ryan: “he doesn’t get hurt…”
Richard: “well…. I’m no medic…. so… yea… where’s your biggest wound?”
Ryan: “he’s weak, he’s like a sixteen year old boy... so I shouldn’t have anything more serious than when I spared with Matt before we got our powers… but that guy can take more than a hit…”
Richard: “well…. I think Nick’s going to kill him soo…”
Timothy: “hey, have you guys seen any men around? Cuz you hit like girls!”
Kyle: “hey, have you seen any leet ass mother fuckers around? WELL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ONE BITCH”
Kyle stepped on Timothy’s face and forced his foot down hard; Richard helped Ryan up and walked him over to a tree for him to sit up against.
Richard: “guys, you can’t hurt him so just tie him up or something…”
Kyle: “what? Common man give me five minutes a golf ball, a tennis ball, and a bowling ball and he’ll be in soooo much pain!”
Richard: “…no I mean… I understand the hefty bowling ball… and I’m guessing the tennis ball is for his ass…. But what the hell is the golf ball for?”
Kyle: “his penis!”
Ryan: “what the fuck?”
Kyle: “you ever stuck shit up you’re penis shaft? IT HURTS”
Nick: “ouchie”
Richard: “and we’re back to never asking questions again…”
Ryan: “...how did you guys get here anyways…”
Richard: “NO QUESTIONS!!”
Ryan: “…eh?”
Richard: “well you see…”
Timothy: “wow they said you were strong, that’s balls, unless I’m just that powerful!”
Timothy stopped attacking Ryan who had by now fallen to the floor with a bloody black eye.
Timothy: “bow to the immortal Timothy for he and only he can defeat the all mighty… I don’t even know your name… ha-ha well it would only be a few letters on a mile long list of people I’ve killed.”
Ryan’s fingers twitched, it seemed as if he was trying to move his body, but his body refused. Timothy walked over and stood overtop of Ryan punching his face fist after fist.
Timothy: “I WENT OUT SWINGING, is what he would say, BUT HIS ARMS DON’T WORK, at Least NOT TODAY!!!!!”
Kyle: “zomafug Ryan’s dead!!”
Nick: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
Nick, Kyle, and Richard appeared behind Ryan and Timothy; Nick ran out and tackled Timothy to the ground forcefully beating him.
Kyle: “kill steal, KILL STEAL!!!”
Kyle ran over and began to help Nick, Richard went over to look at Ryan.
Richard: “…pussy”
Ryan: “I’ve been… fighting…. for eight hours…”
Richard: “really? cuz that guy doesn’t have a scratch on him”
Ryan: “he doesn’t get hurt…”
Richard: “well…. I’m no medic…. so… yea… where’s your biggest wound?”
Ryan: “he’s weak, he’s like a sixteen year old boy... so I shouldn’t have anything more serious than when I spared with Matt before we got our powers… but that guy can take more than a hit…”
Richard: “well…. I think Nick’s going to kill him soo…”
Timothy: “hey, have you guys seen any men around? Cuz you hit like girls!”
Kyle: “hey, have you seen any leet ass mother fuckers around? WELL YOU’RE LOOKING AT ONE BITCH”
Kyle stepped on Timothy’s face and forced his foot down hard; Richard helped Ryan up and walked him over to a tree for him to sit up against.
Richard: “guys, you can’t hurt him so just tie him up or something…”
Kyle: “what? Common man give me five minutes a golf ball, a tennis ball, and a bowling ball and he’ll be in soooo much pain!”
Richard: “…no I mean… I understand the hefty bowling ball… and I’m guessing the tennis ball is for his ass…. But what the hell is the golf ball for?”
Kyle: “his penis!”
Ryan: “what the fuck?”
Kyle: “you ever stuck shit up you’re penis shaft? IT HURTS”
Nick: “ouchie”
Richard: “and we’re back to never asking questions again…”
Ryan: “...how did you guys get here anyways…”
Richard: “NO QUESTIONS!!”
Ryan: “…eh?”
Richard: “well you see…”
