Post by TheRipz on Jan 23, 2008 3:41:47 GMT -5
Josh: “they’re going to be attacking from here most likely, as this is the residential area.”
Girl: “so we should put most of our units in this area…”
Josh: “that will cause us to have a higher conversion rate as well”
Girl: “should we start a riot… in that area so the guards move in and force an evacuation prior too the attack?”
Matt: “hi, I’m done wrestling the one eyed snake”
Josh: “good idea… but how will we know the attack is coming…”
Matt: “playing tug-a-war with the kid”
Girl: “smoke signals?”
Matt: “rubbing the magic lamp”
Josh: “that would attract the enemy too”
Matt: “playing the proverbial bop-a-mole…”
Girl: “we’ll need him to be high up in the trees to be safe…”
Matt: “strengthening my third leg…”
Josh: “WOULD YOU BE QUIET ALREADY!”
Matt: “…use a mirror to deflect the light of the sun as a signal”
Girl: “…could that work?”
Josh: “not if the light was blocked by the tree they were in…”
Matt: “you could set some form of wire trap that triggers an alarm of sorts...”
Girl: “we’ll attempt both… Josh take a group and setup a trap that will trigger some form of way of alerting us, but also scout for a location that would be appropriate for a lookout, I’m going to check on our guest”
Matt: “I’ll come for the next five minutes, but than I gotta go back to my corner and pump… air.. Into… hmm…”
Girl: “you can’ just say masturbate… no one cares”
Matt: “sorry, I’ve had a bad… dayish?”
Girl: “so how did you find your way into the rebellion?”
Matt: “…tell me you’re name and I’ll tell you my reasons”
Girl: “I don’t need to know that badly, but I’m glad that you’ve decided to fight back against the oppressors”
Matt: “to be honest I don’t know what the hell is going on… I just ran into a… thing… a corridor… hallway… you know thin… two walls… between buildings…. ALLYWAY, man that was gunna piss me off all day; make a shit day even worse…”
Girl: “…so… you’re not a rebel?!”
Matt: “oh I’m a rebel, sometimes I tilt my hat sideways, and when I’m really feeling really rowdy I put a toothpick in my mouth, and just chew on it.”
Girl: “…”
Matt: “I don’t need to pick my teeth or anything, I just chew… I gotta stop hanging around Phil, I’m picking up his crappy sense of humor…”
Girl: “if you aren’t on our side whose side are you on?”
Matt: “I am a Rip, I seek out to help, and protect my newfound friends, to protect them from… their enemies… wait that was reboot… DAMN IT”
Girl: “a Rip?”
Matt: “that’s what we call ourselves… umm… so tell me about these Corrupted? What’s up with that?”
Girl: “…you don’t know?”
Matt: “to be completely honest I’m not of this world…”
Girl: “neither were the oppressors…”
Matt: “lemmie guess… big ugly super strong human shaped guy but has a different more scaly type of skin and a face that makes blind children cry?”
Girl: “wouldn’t know… I’ve never seen him…”
Matt: “so care to fill me in?”
Girl: “a few years back there was a town that had a series of attacks from creatures that seemed to be humans, but moved very slowly, and had an extreme amount of physical power. After numerous towns and villages were taken by these monsters we learned that if your blood comes in contact with there blood, or your saliva comes into contact with there saliva… you will become like them…”
Matt: “no sweet, sweet zombie lovein!?”
Girl: “not unless you want to become like them… shortly after a powerful figure came to a town and saved village after village… he than stated that he could stop the zombies from attacking, but would not do so for free… he demanded crops to be given to him, people must pay steep taxes, and follow the religion that quote unquote saved us.”
Matt: “what does religion have to do with anything?”
Girl: “he states that it was his god that gave him the power to help us… we in the resistance believe that he was the one who sent the corrupted after us in turn so he could clean up the mess and appear as a hero!”
Matt: “sweet naked zombies, he has to be stopped!”
Girl: “this town hasn’t been able to pay the taxes, and we have learned that a mob of Corrupted are on there way here, and should be arriving by tomorrow… it is our hope to defend the town…”
Matt: “well I guess tomorrow is as good a day to die as any…”
Girl: “you joke around a lot…”
Matt: “I’m scared…”
Girl: “of what?”
Matt: “I’m not completely sure…”
Girl: “so we should put most of our units in this area…”
Josh: “that will cause us to have a higher conversion rate as well”
Girl: “should we start a riot… in that area so the guards move in and force an evacuation prior too the attack?”
Matt: “hi, I’m done wrestling the one eyed snake”
Josh: “good idea… but how will we know the attack is coming…”
Matt: “playing tug-a-war with the kid”
Girl: “smoke signals?”
Matt: “rubbing the magic lamp”
Josh: “that would attract the enemy too”
Matt: “playing the proverbial bop-a-mole…”
Girl: “we’ll need him to be high up in the trees to be safe…”
Matt: “strengthening my third leg…”
Josh: “WOULD YOU BE QUIET ALREADY!”
Matt: “…use a mirror to deflect the light of the sun as a signal”
Girl: “…could that work?”
Josh: “not if the light was blocked by the tree they were in…”
Matt: “you could set some form of wire trap that triggers an alarm of sorts...”
Girl: “we’ll attempt both… Josh take a group and setup a trap that will trigger some form of way of alerting us, but also scout for a location that would be appropriate for a lookout, I’m going to check on our guest”
Matt: “I’ll come for the next five minutes, but than I gotta go back to my corner and pump… air.. Into… hmm…”
Girl: “you can’ just say masturbate… no one cares”
Matt: “sorry, I’ve had a bad… dayish?”
Girl: “so how did you find your way into the rebellion?”
Matt: “…tell me you’re name and I’ll tell you my reasons”
Girl: “I don’t need to know that badly, but I’m glad that you’ve decided to fight back against the oppressors”
Matt: “to be honest I don’t know what the hell is going on… I just ran into a… thing… a corridor… hallway… you know thin… two walls… between buildings…. ALLYWAY, man that was gunna piss me off all day; make a shit day even worse…”
Girl: “…so… you’re not a rebel?!”
Matt: “oh I’m a rebel, sometimes I tilt my hat sideways, and when I’m really feeling really rowdy I put a toothpick in my mouth, and just chew on it.”
Girl: “…”
Matt: “I don’t need to pick my teeth or anything, I just chew… I gotta stop hanging around Phil, I’m picking up his crappy sense of humor…”
Girl: “if you aren’t on our side whose side are you on?”
Matt: “I am a Rip, I seek out to help, and protect my newfound friends, to protect them from… their enemies… wait that was reboot… DAMN IT”
Girl: “a Rip?”
Matt: “that’s what we call ourselves… umm… so tell me about these Corrupted? What’s up with that?”
Girl: “…you don’t know?”
Matt: “to be completely honest I’m not of this world…”
Girl: “neither were the oppressors…”
Matt: “lemmie guess… big ugly super strong human shaped guy but has a different more scaly type of skin and a face that makes blind children cry?”
Girl: “wouldn’t know… I’ve never seen him…”
Matt: “so care to fill me in?”
Girl: “a few years back there was a town that had a series of attacks from creatures that seemed to be humans, but moved very slowly, and had an extreme amount of physical power. After numerous towns and villages were taken by these monsters we learned that if your blood comes in contact with there blood, or your saliva comes into contact with there saliva… you will become like them…”
Matt: “no sweet, sweet zombie lovein!?”
Girl: “not unless you want to become like them… shortly after a powerful figure came to a town and saved village after village… he than stated that he could stop the zombies from attacking, but would not do so for free… he demanded crops to be given to him, people must pay steep taxes, and follow the religion that quote unquote saved us.”
Matt: “what does religion have to do with anything?”
Girl: “he states that it was his god that gave him the power to help us… we in the resistance believe that he was the one who sent the corrupted after us in turn so he could clean up the mess and appear as a hero!”
Matt: “sweet naked zombies, he has to be stopped!”
Girl: “this town hasn’t been able to pay the taxes, and we have learned that a mob of Corrupted are on there way here, and should be arriving by tomorrow… it is our hope to defend the town…”
Matt: “well I guess tomorrow is as good a day to die as any…”
Girl: “you joke around a lot…”
Matt: “I’m scared…”
Girl: “of what?”
Matt: “I’m not completely sure…”
