Post by TheRipz on Dec 27, 2007 2:24:52 GMT -5
A bolt of lightning had crashed down onto the world, making the battle platform vanish into thin air… Two figures stood there one was shadowed under an animal skin, with a large three spiked claw sticking out from the hand you were able to see. The other was a young female… wearing a miniskirt with red and black fishnets going down to her toes, she brown hair in a ponytail and two small daggers in a side satchel clearly showing on her waste. She was in a spaghetti strap top and wore one glove on her left hand with a red X on top of it. Everyone took a battle stance as to expect trouble, Richard and Philip stood there looking.
Richard: “how we supposed to fight a girl?”
Philip: “we don’t”
Richard: “so we let her kill us?”
Philip: “you act as if you haven’t died before”
Richard: “yea, but it hurt like hell I’d like to avoid that”
Philip: “I’ll make you a deal, if you die I’ll buy you a coffee”
Richard: “large triple triple?”
Philip: “whatever you want…”
Richard: “deal!... wait I’ll be dead… how can I drink it?!”
Philip: “I’ll pour it down your throat?”
Richard: “wouldn’t taste the same…”
Philip: “whatever lets welcome them to earth… we’re still on earth right?”
Richard: “no, we’re on Pluto”
Philip: “LIAR”
Richard: “shut the fuck up and walk over there already!!”
Philip: “FINE”
both Philip and Richard walked up to the two.
Philip: “I don’t usually talk to beautiful women so please don’t be bothered if I screw up my spalking, speaking, sorry”
Richard: “…you’re hitting on the enemy?”
Philip: “maybe she just came to have some pie with a semi attractive man?”
Richard: “semi… what?”
Philip: “attractive?”
Richard: “AH HA HA oh man, oh, I can’t AHHHHHHHH AHAHAHHA AHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”
Unknown: “silence….”
Philip: “silence PLEASE”
Unknown: “you shall be the first to die.”
Philip: “you hear that Richard, I’M FIRST!!”
Richard: “AHAHAHAHHAAHAHH, ahhhh, attractive…”
Unknown: “Zero Three… dispose of the trash”
The woman drew a knife and threw it at Philip, another knife came down from the sky and ripped right threw that one, breaking the blade and pinning it to the ground, than landing behind Richard and Philip was Matt.
Matt: “Daggers eh? That’s not going to bold well for you”
Immediately from the ground came four large gains of grass they grew from under the earth and wrapped tightly around Matt.
Matt: “okay, that’s something I can’t do…or can I? … GRASS ATTACK!!! EH…nope, can’t… LIL HELP?”
Ryan walked up and burned the grass, cutting it from the bottom. Zero Three took a step back when the grass was burnt. Matt pushed the grass away from himself and let it fall to the floor and burn up.
Richard: “hey guys, Philips hitting on her”
Ryan: “Whaa?!”
Matt: “REALLY?!”
Richard: “yup”
Ryan: “aww Philip’s growing up”
Philip walked up to the unknown person with the sharp claw coming from inside his shadowed figure and began to talk in a stern voice.
Philip: “I offer you three options, the first is to remain as a guest of earth, the second is to return home without Zero Three, and the third option is to die.”
As Philip said that Zero Three looked shocked at his mention of her, she than raised up her right hand, and the X on the back of the glove lit up, the glove seeped into her skin and began to work its way back consuming most of her right arm. A ball of red energy shot at him, it smashed into his left arm and tore apart most of his upper clothing, the rest had nothing to keep it up so it fell to his waist.
Richard: “how we supposed to fight a girl?”
Philip: “we don’t”
Richard: “so we let her kill us?”
Philip: “you act as if you haven’t died before”
Richard: “yea, but it hurt like hell I’d like to avoid that”
Philip: “I’ll make you a deal, if you die I’ll buy you a coffee”
Richard: “large triple triple?”
Philip: “whatever you want…”
Richard: “deal!... wait I’ll be dead… how can I drink it?!”
Philip: “I’ll pour it down your throat?”
Richard: “wouldn’t taste the same…”
Philip: “whatever lets welcome them to earth… we’re still on earth right?”
Richard: “no, we’re on Pluto”
Philip: “LIAR”
Richard: “shut the fuck up and walk over there already!!”
Philip: “FINE”
both Philip and Richard walked up to the two.
Philip: “I don’t usually talk to beautiful women so please don’t be bothered if I screw up my spalking, speaking, sorry”
Richard: “…you’re hitting on the enemy?”
Philip: “maybe she just came to have some pie with a semi attractive man?”
Richard: “semi… what?”
Philip: “attractive?”
Richard: “AH HA HA oh man, oh, I can’t AHHHHHHHH AHAHAHHA AHA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH”
Unknown: “silence….”
Philip: “silence PLEASE”
Unknown: “you shall be the first to die.”
Philip: “you hear that Richard, I’M FIRST!!”
Richard: “AHAHAHAHHAAHAHH, ahhhh, attractive…”
Unknown: “Zero Three… dispose of the trash”
The woman drew a knife and threw it at Philip, another knife came down from the sky and ripped right threw that one, breaking the blade and pinning it to the ground, than landing behind Richard and Philip was Matt.
Matt: “Daggers eh? That’s not going to bold well for you”
Immediately from the ground came four large gains of grass they grew from under the earth and wrapped tightly around Matt.
Matt: “okay, that’s something I can’t do…or can I? … GRASS ATTACK!!! EH…nope, can’t… LIL HELP?”
Ryan walked up and burned the grass, cutting it from the bottom. Zero Three took a step back when the grass was burnt. Matt pushed the grass away from himself and let it fall to the floor and burn up.
Richard: “hey guys, Philips hitting on her”
Ryan: “Whaa?!”
Matt: “REALLY?!”
Richard: “yup”
Ryan: “aww Philip’s growing up”
Philip walked up to the unknown person with the sharp claw coming from inside his shadowed figure and began to talk in a stern voice.
Philip: “I offer you three options, the first is to remain as a guest of earth, the second is to return home without Zero Three, and the third option is to die.”
As Philip said that Zero Three looked shocked at his mention of her, she than raised up her right hand, and the X on the back of the glove lit up, the glove seeped into her skin and began to work its way back consuming most of her right arm. A ball of red energy shot at him, it smashed into his left arm and tore apart most of his upper clothing, the rest had nothing to keep it up so it fell to his waist.
