Post by TheRipz on Nov 17, 2007 17:12:19 GMT -5
Norbert flew into the city of buffalo, on his back stood Richard, Philip, and Uki in his Second Form, below was a trail of destruction that was easy to see, and on top of an apartment building, was a Squirrel the same size as Norbert.
Philip: “what has that thing been eating…”
Richard: “well it ate the Demon seed dumb ass.”
Philip: “but that thing on TV was a normal sized Squirrel!”
Richard: “and this will just make it more interesting to watch.”
Norbert let down on the apartment building across from which the squirrel was standing, Richard, Philip, and Uki jumped off, and Norbert leaped across building to be face to face with the Giant squirrel.
Philip: “umm... think we should put some kinda safety net so that the city doesn’t get fucked over?”
Richard: “that would be a good idea”
Philip: “yea… how should we do it…”
Richard: “simply make sure no people get hurt, and repair damaged buildings”
Philip: “but there are so many people down there”
Richard turned and looked at Philip in a demeaning manner.
Richard: “how many people you think will stick around when a dragon and a GIANT SQUIRREL are fighting?!”
Philip: “seven?”
Richard summoned a gun into his hand and shot Philip in the arm.
Philip: “AHH!”
Richard: “any more stupid remarks?”
Philip: “socks with sandals are cool”
Richard fired off the entire clip into Philip’s body.
Philip: “UNNESSISARY!”
Richard let the used clip fall to the ground, summoned another one and stuck it into the gun.
Richard: “keep making idiotic comments, and you’ll stay my target practice”
In the back round Norbert had charged along the ground towards the giant squirrel and the squirrel, tried to run around the side in a crescent pattern, Norbert leaped outwards and plunged his claws into the squirrel’s side, the wounds were slowly regenerating, and the squirrel leaped forward to attack using his claws he tried to scratch threw Norbert’s scales, but there was no chance that would ever happen. the sound of shooting echoed in the background, as Norbert bit straight threw the neck of the squirrel, a loud screeching was let out, that could made it so that the gunfire in the background was unable to be heard, Norbert snapped it’s neck, and the body of the seventh seed went limp, the eerie feel passed out threw the city, the entire place went silent, and everyone was aware that the creature had been killed, the first words to be screamed aloud breaking the silence came from Philip.
Philip: “IT’S NOT TARGET PRACTICE AT POINT BLANK RANGE!!”
Philip: “what has that thing been eating…”
Richard: “well it ate the Demon seed dumb ass.”
Philip: “but that thing on TV was a normal sized Squirrel!”
Richard: “and this will just make it more interesting to watch.”
Norbert let down on the apartment building across from which the squirrel was standing, Richard, Philip, and Uki jumped off, and Norbert leaped across building to be face to face with the Giant squirrel.
Philip: “umm... think we should put some kinda safety net so that the city doesn’t get fucked over?”
Richard: “that would be a good idea”
Philip: “yea… how should we do it…”
Richard: “simply make sure no people get hurt, and repair damaged buildings”
Philip: “but there are so many people down there”
Richard turned and looked at Philip in a demeaning manner.
Richard: “how many people you think will stick around when a dragon and a GIANT SQUIRREL are fighting?!”
Philip: “seven?”
Richard summoned a gun into his hand and shot Philip in the arm.
Philip: “AHH!”
Richard: “any more stupid remarks?”
Philip: “socks with sandals are cool”
Richard fired off the entire clip into Philip’s body.
Philip: “UNNESSISARY!”
Richard let the used clip fall to the ground, summoned another one and stuck it into the gun.
Richard: “keep making idiotic comments, and you’ll stay my target practice”
In the back round Norbert had charged along the ground towards the giant squirrel and the squirrel, tried to run around the side in a crescent pattern, Norbert leaped outwards and plunged his claws into the squirrel’s side, the wounds were slowly regenerating, and the squirrel leaped forward to attack using his claws he tried to scratch threw Norbert’s scales, but there was no chance that would ever happen. the sound of shooting echoed in the background, as Norbert bit straight threw the neck of the squirrel, a loud screeching was let out, that could made it so that the gunfire in the background was unable to be heard, Norbert snapped it’s neck, and the body of the seventh seed went limp, the eerie feel passed out threw the city, the entire place went silent, and everyone was aware that the creature had been killed, the first words to be screamed aloud breaking the silence came from Philip.
Philip: “IT’S NOT TARGET PRACTICE AT POINT BLANK RANGE!!”
