Post by TheRipz on Oct 4, 2007 22:36:09 GMT -5
A man in a black suit walks down the street with his son; the young child looks up at his father with eyes glazed over with love. Upon the ground he finds a small seed the child picks it up and shows it to his father.
Child: “dad, dad, lets go home and plant this!”
Father: “put it back, you shouldn’t pick things up off the ground”
as the two walk away the child drops the seed off on the ground. a squirrel comes by and picks it up, looking around he hops away into the nearby city forest, and begins nibbling.
Philip: “ehh, what time is it? ... eight?! Are you joking? I don’t have class till two, let me sleep man”
Everyone had gone home, and had resorted to living their lives, hiding the fact they had powers, it was a unanimous decision on the group that showing off ones abilities would make them appear into the public eye and seen as monsters. The exact conversation was
Philip: “let’s keep our powers hidden, I don’t want to be looked at like some sick, blood thirsty son of a bitch out to kill without cause”
Mike: “I agree to some extent I mean look at the X-Men”
Ryan: “Dibs on Wolverine”
Richard: “whatever, how can we train if we’re not allowed to use our powers?”
Philip: “well me n Uki have our own dimension, you guys can use… and well… you don’t need to rip the hell outta the ground to train”
Kyle: “Maybe YOU don’t”
Philip: “like mike said look at the X-Men you wanna be looked at strange?”
Richard: “look at it this way, for Philip, its hard to get women, look at his face, I mean COME ON, but if he had strange powers too that will just freak them out. Now for the rest of us, powers wouldn’t matter, due to our pure hardcore sexiness”
Mike: “HERE HERE!!”
Richard: “so, if it helps Philip get women, I guess I can stop using my powers”
Matt: “FOR SILVO!”
Natalie: “HAHA you’re going to die alone”
Matt: “its funny cuz its true”
Norbert had been living in Richard’s basement and would go out to stretch his wings at night. Davi who had a strange reaction to the resurrection via time distortion that was preformed after everyone had been killed off; he was growing at a much faster rate, and somehow gained the ability to control it. Uki had been living with Philip as a dog, even though he had recently discovered that he could modify his physical being to become a human who looked as if to be Philip’s brother, or cousin.
Philip: “what is it boy, lassie in the well?”
Uki looked up at Philip; the two were physically linked, and could talk to each other without words, although Philip usual spoke out loud. Uki barked and ran out of the room, Philip followed, down the stairs and around the corner until they reached the TV, it had been turned on, and the news was playing.
Philip: “this isn’t lassie… what are you trying to pull…”
Uki barked then sat down on the couch, Philip followed, on TV the reporter was talking with camera footage behind her of a ruined city somewhere in the state of New York.
Anchorwoman: “Witnesses say, that a squirrel with blood red eyes was seen ripping threw this city, it was headed north towards buffalo, at last notice”
turning to her co-anchor they began talking to fill in the airtime.
Anchorwoman: “a squirrel, this sounds like some kind of joke”
Anchorman: “it really does, but you know, after Lacopa they are really looking into these situations deeply”
Anchorwoman: “for those at home who are unaware, Lacopa is the official name given for the events that took place just over a month ago.”
Anchorman: “just tragic, it’s barely been a month and we have another problem like Lacopa, well we’re told we have to go to a commercial break, we’ll be back with continuing coverage, after this.”
As the commercials began to play Philip looked at Uki, before yelling out loud with aggravation as to say “what the fuck is going on”.
Philip: “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!!”
The phone rang and Philip answered it.
Philip: “HELLO?”
Richard: “A FUCKING SQUIRREL?!”
Philip: “I KNOW!!!”
Child: “dad, dad, lets go home and plant this!”
Father: “put it back, you shouldn’t pick things up off the ground”
as the two walk away the child drops the seed off on the ground. a squirrel comes by and picks it up, looking around he hops away into the nearby city forest, and begins nibbling.
Philip: “ehh, what time is it? ... eight?! Are you joking? I don’t have class till two, let me sleep man”
Everyone had gone home, and had resorted to living their lives, hiding the fact they had powers, it was a unanimous decision on the group that showing off ones abilities would make them appear into the public eye and seen as monsters. The exact conversation was
Philip: “let’s keep our powers hidden, I don’t want to be looked at like some sick, blood thirsty son of a bitch out to kill without cause”
Mike: “I agree to some extent I mean look at the X-Men”
Ryan: “Dibs on Wolverine”
Richard: “whatever, how can we train if we’re not allowed to use our powers?”
Philip: “well me n Uki have our own dimension, you guys can use… and well… you don’t need to rip the hell outta the ground to train”
Kyle: “Maybe YOU don’t”
Philip: “like mike said look at the X-Men you wanna be looked at strange?”
Richard: “look at it this way, for Philip, its hard to get women, look at his face, I mean COME ON, but if he had strange powers too that will just freak them out. Now for the rest of us, powers wouldn’t matter, due to our pure hardcore sexiness”
Mike: “HERE HERE!!”
Richard: “so, if it helps Philip get women, I guess I can stop using my powers”
Matt: “FOR SILVO!”
Natalie: “HAHA you’re going to die alone”
Matt: “its funny cuz its true”
Norbert had been living in Richard’s basement and would go out to stretch his wings at night. Davi who had a strange reaction to the resurrection via time distortion that was preformed after everyone had been killed off; he was growing at a much faster rate, and somehow gained the ability to control it. Uki had been living with Philip as a dog, even though he had recently discovered that he could modify his physical being to become a human who looked as if to be Philip’s brother, or cousin.
Philip: “what is it boy, lassie in the well?”
Uki looked up at Philip; the two were physically linked, and could talk to each other without words, although Philip usual spoke out loud. Uki barked and ran out of the room, Philip followed, down the stairs and around the corner until they reached the TV, it had been turned on, and the news was playing.
Philip: “this isn’t lassie… what are you trying to pull…”
Uki barked then sat down on the couch, Philip followed, on TV the reporter was talking with camera footage behind her of a ruined city somewhere in the state of New York.
Anchorwoman: “Witnesses say, that a squirrel with blood red eyes was seen ripping threw this city, it was headed north towards buffalo, at last notice”
turning to her co-anchor they began talking to fill in the airtime.
Anchorwoman: “a squirrel, this sounds like some kind of joke”
Anchorman: “it really does, but you know, after Lacopa they are really looking into these situations deeply”
Anchorwoman: “for those at home who are unaware, Lacopa is the official name given for the events that took place just over a month ago.”
Anchorman: “just tragic, it’s barely been a month and we have another problem like Lacopa, well we’re told we have to go to a commercial break, we’ll be back with continuing coverage, after this.”
As the commercials began to play Philip looked at Uki, before yelling out loud with aggravation as to say “what the fuck is going on”.
Philip: “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!!!”
The phone rang and Philip answered it.
Philip: “HELLO?”
Richard: “A FUCKING SQUIRREL?!”
Philip: “I KNOW!!!”