Post by TheRipz on Jun 17, 2007 2:47:27 GMT -5
The time was 6:00 am; people didn’t want the day to end… but they had all fallen asleep, in there last day they lived it much as they lived there lives, some had one last party, some admitted there love for another… some… kill themselves rather then have someone else do it for them…. The number of suicides that happened on the second day was an enormous number… there was a website online. That was being posted with information from newspapers, and television stations, no one wanted to go into work today, they wanted to spend it with there friends and family… get everything off there chest so that they would die with a free soul… 6:01 am…
Kyle: “fuck there late”
Philip: “do you think people can operate off six hours sleep?”
Richard: “you know what, I agree, how about you take this can of shut the fuck up, and go find them”
Philip: “you’re humor hurts me”
Nick: “I want sleep too!!”
Meaghan: “mmm sleep”
Alyssa: “you suck Philip”
Philip: “what did I do?”
Alyssa: “YOU SUCK IS WHAT YOU DID”
Richard: “YEA”
Philip: “ehhh, I’ll be on the computer reading up on some of the websites.”
Kyle, Meaghan, Alyssa, Richard, Nick, and Philip all had arrived at the school at 6:00 in the morning; the group was told to meet at the local high school around 6:00 to 7:30 in the morning. most sleep around 12:00 to 1:00 meaning that if a battle did occur, they would only have about six hours of recuperation under there belt for battle. Ryan, and Matt ran threw the door.
Matt: “WHO WANT NACHOOSS!!!”
Ryan: “DIBS ON FIRST”
Meaghan: “what the…”
Kyle: “you… what?”
Matt: “yea we got a whole shit load of store bought microwave nachos”
Richard: “how many is in a shit load?”
Matt: “eighty two boxes”
Meaghan: “What?! You got eighty two boxes of microwave nachos?!”
Matt: “yea man, that microwave is going to be fucked by the time we’re threw!”
Ryan: “yo silv, what you doin?”
Philip: “internet, this says that the number of people who had committed suicide yesterday is up to forty million world wide”
Ryan: “that can’t be right”
Philip: “well I don’t know how reliable this source is, because it is a wiki site”
Ryan: “only you would actually put the term wiki into a sentence…”
Philip: “I’m makin our own little thing”
Nick: “call it sex and pancakes… I want pancakes…”
Philip: “it’s going to be called TheRipz, an elite army reserve”
There was noise from the hallway, and in came Mike, Carl, Justin, and Witold walked into the library, where the group was, for the main reason that it had padded chairs to sit on, and a long couch that was meant to be used for reading but instead was where Richard had decided to begun to initiate his beauty sleep.
Richard: “SHUT THE HELL UP, I’m initiating my beauty sleep!”
Kyle: “yea, it’s a library show some respect!!”
Philip: “like I’m supposed to believe, that a group of teenaged kids, are the army’s reserve squadron for destroying demonic invaders… what do I say to him?”
Carl: “eh?”
Alyssa: “SAY HE’S FAT AND STUPID… and… umm… SMELLS LIKE POOPIE”
Philip: “you are fat…”
Carl: “what’s he doing?”
Philip: “and you reek of”
Alyssa: “he’s on some website that is replacing the newspaper and the television.”
Philip: “oooooooooooooooopie”
Carl: “oh cool”
Ryan: “DUDE WE GOT TACOS”
Carl: “nice”
Philip: “Enter”
Matt went outside with an armful of taco boxes, along with him went Ryan, the two of them came back a few minutes later with two pans full of tacos. They had used the microwave in the teacher’s lounge, and grabbed a few pans from the school lunch room to carry them back. Around 9:30, they had eaten all the tacos, and everyone had resorted to either playing games over the internet, or sleeping. Ryan and Meaghan were sitting at a table talking. Richard was asleep on the couch, next to him a tray, he woke up around 8:45 to steal a plate of Tacos and take them back to the couch where he devoured them, and resumed his slumber. Ian had shown up, at the same time as Natalie by coincidence.
Natalie: “sorry I’m late… my mom wouldn’t let me come… she is so afraid of me dieing…”
Ian: “I slept in.”
Kyle: “I like Natalie’s story better, it shows she cares”
Ian: “yea well its not like anything’s happened”
Matt: “only that Phil’s been in some three hour chat war with just about every person over the internet trying to convince them that we’re all the army has”
Philip: “hey Nat, why is it so hard to believe that a bunch of teenagers could save the world… it worked on power rangers…”
Natalie: “you’re not comparing us to the power rangers are you…”
Philip: “maybe…”
Natalie walked up to Philip, leaned over his shoulder and began to read his screen; Ian went to a computer and began to play games.
Natalie: “we’re like the power rangers, well… sort of… I mean it’s not like we wear tight spandex… or… have laser guns… damn, I want a laser gun… well you can or cannot believe me, I just want you to know that this isn’t a prank, and we’re seriously here to help…. wow”
Philip: “read his response”
Natalie: “I think you do wear tights, you moronic immature child, I hope you’re the first to die from the demonic invasion… holy hell…”
Philip: “read the rest…”
Natalie: “where do you live… Ohio… Ohio is fucked… what the hell Philip!!”
Philip: “hells yea... Ohio is fucked!”
All the comedy in the room, the light heartedness… made it almost feel like a snow day, where if you didn’t go to school you would be able to do whatever you wanted. No parents, no teachers, just you doing anything and everything you wanted… that feeling was cut by the ringing of the cell phone that was given to Kyle by the government…
Kyle: “hello?... yea this is him… ok… where?... England? Umm… how many? You’re calling us in for seven? Hmm… describe them? Forty minutes plane?… okay… hold on”
Ryan: “what’s up?”
Kyle: “seven creature’s found in London England… they’re sending a car here for one of us… they said that if we’re as strong as we say then one of us should be enough… they said that there was a boy and a girl, looking to be in there twenties, being followed around by five werewolves…”
Matt: “umm… American werewolf in London anyone?”
Philip: “hmm…. Sounds like Gai, and Toe…”
Witold: “that girl that tried to crush me?!”
Matt: “Gai… that son of a bitch… hot girls in London right?”
Kyle: “I guess?”
Matt: “okay, I’ll go, I want to show Gai my new bag of tricks… and maybe show some hot London girls my old bag of tricks…”
Witold: “yea that girl tried to crush me last time, Mike, coming with?”
Mike: “Awh?”
Witold: “that stuff Alex taught us yesterday, he said we should go out together just incase”
Mike: “sure, TO LONDON”
Kyle: “yea, okay, we got a three man team headed over… because those two people who aren’t werewolves are hard as hell”
Philip: “alright, this is it man, you stoked?!”
Matt: “HELLS YEA!!”
Ryan: “good luck man”
Justin: “GO KICK SOME ASS”
Mike: “HARRY ASS OF WEREWOLF MEET MR BOOT!!!”
The car pulled up… and just as it left the phone rang again…
Kyle: “someone else answer it”
Philip: “hello, you’ve reached the porn parlor, if at any point you wish to discontinue this voice recording and initiate phone sex, please, press zero”
Natalie: “wow”
Alyssa: “EWWW DIRTY”
Ryan: “you… came up with that far too fast…”
Kyle: “PRESS ZERO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PRESS ZERO!!!”
Philip: “you’ve reached TheRipz, what do you need? … oh really? Okay… well… HOW MANNY?! Alright, hold on”
Richard: “eh, what’s that smell”
Alyssa: “it was nick”
Nick: “IT WAS PHIL!!!”
Philip: “okay, well all over Asia, from India to china there are hordes of demons attacking, so we need some people who can do splash damage hard and fast…”
just as he said that Fadi walked threw the door.
Fadi: “we’re going… that place has been emitting a strong demon energy… there are so many monsters there… we’ll be going as well…”
Richard: “I’m a splash unit; mowing shit down is what I do best”
Carl: “I must help my Asian brethren”
Philip: “okay, umm we’ll be sending two of us, and three companions of ours… yea... alright…”
Fadi: “sorry to interrupt like that.”
Ryan: “no prob”
Philip: “wait outside; they’ll be here in like two minutes… good luck”
Carl: “thanks”
Richard: “pft, lucks for the bitch with the smaller gun.”
Five members had now departed, a short plane ride to London, and a longer plane ride to Asia… along with the Trinity… the battle had started… and a lot of people were going to die…
Kyle: “fuck there late”
Philip: “do you think people can operate off six hours sleep?”
Richard: “you know what, I agree, how about you take this can of shut the fuck up, and go find them”
Philip: “you’re humor hurts me”
Nick: “I want sleep too!!”
Meaghan: “mmm sleep”
Alyssa: “you suck Philip”
Philip: “what did I do?”
Alyssa: “YOU SUCK IS WHAT YOU DID”
Richard: “YEA”
Philip: “ehhh, I’ll be on the computer reading up on some of the websites.”
Kyle, Meaghan, Alyssa, Richard, Nick, and Philip all had arrived at the school at 6:00 in the morning; the group was told to meet at the local high school around 6:00 to 7:30 in the morning. most sleep around 12:00 to 1:00 meaning that if a battle did occur, they would only have about six hours of recuperation under there belt for battle. Ryan, and Matt ran threw the door.
Matt: “WHO WANT NACHOOSS!!!”
Ryan: “DIBS ON FIRST”
Meaghan: “what the…”
Kyle: “you… what?”
Matt: “yea we got a whole shit load of store bought microwave nachos”
Richard: “how many is in a shit load?”
Matt: “eighty two boxes”
Meaghan: “What?! You got eighty two boxes of microwave nachos?!”
Matt: “yea man, that microwave is going to be fucked by the time we’re threw!”
Ryan: “yo silv, what you doin?”
Philip: “internet, this says that the number of people who had committed suicide yesterday is up to forty million world wide”
Ryan: “that can’t be right”
Philip: “well I don’t know how reliable this source is, because it is a wiki site”
Ryan: “only you would actually put the term wiki into a sentence…”
Philip: “I’m makin our own little thing”
Nick: “call it sex and pancakes… I want pancakes…”
Philip: “it’s going to be called TheRipz, an elite army reserve”
There was noise from the hallway, and in came Mike, Carl, Justin, and Witold walked into the library, where the group was, for the main reason that it had padded chairs to sit on, and a long couch that was meant to be used for reading but instead was where Richard had decided to begun to initiate his beauty sleep.
Richard: “SHUT THE HELL UP, I’m initiating my beauty sleep!”
Kyle: “yea, it’s a library show some respect!!”
Philip: “like I’m supposed to believe, that a group of teenaged kids, are the army’s reserve squadron for destroying demonic invaders… what do I say to him?”
Carl: “eh?”
Alyssa: “SAY HE’S FAT AND STUPID… and… umm… SMELLS LIKE POOPIE”
Philip: “you are fat…”
Carl: “what’s he doing?”
Philip: “and you reek of”
Alyssa: “he’s on some website that is replacing the newspaper and the television.”
Philip: “oooooooooooooooopie”
Carl: “oh cool”
Ryan: “DUDE WE GOT TACOS”
Carl: “nice”
Philip: “Enter”
Matt went outside with an armful of taco boxes, along with him went Ryan, the two of them came back a few minutes later with two pans full of tacos. They had used the microwave in the teacher’s lounge, and grabbed a few pans from the school lunch room to carry them back. Around 9:30, they had eaten all the tacos, and everyone had resorted to either playing games over the internet, or sleeping. Ryan and Meaghan were sitting at a table talking. Richard was asleep on the couch, next to him a tray, he woke up around 8:45 to steal a plate of Tacos and take them back to the couch where he devoured them, and resumed his slumber. Ian had shown up, at the same time as Natalie by coincidence.
Natalie: “sorry I’m late… my mom wouldn’t let me come… she is so afraid of me dieing…”
Ian: “I slept in.”
Kyle: “I like Natalie’s story better, it shows she cares”
Ian: “yea well its not like anything’s happened”
Matt: “only that Phil’s been in some three hour chat war with just about every person over the internet trying to convince them that we’re all the army has”
Philip: “hey Nat, why is it so hard to believe that a bunch of teenagers could save the world… it worked on power rangers…”
Natalie: “you’re not comparing us to the power rangers are you…”
Philip: “maybe…”
Natalie walked up to Philip, leaned over his shoulder and began to read his screen; Ian went to a computer and began to play games.
Natalie: “we’re like the power rangers, well… sort of… I mean it’s not like we wear tight spandex… or… have laser guns… damn, I want a laser gun… well you can or cannot believe me, I just want you to know that this isn’t a prank, and we’re seriously here to help…. wow”
Philip: “read his response”
Natalie: “I think you do wear tights, you moronic immature child, I hope you’re the first to die from the demonic invasion… holy hell…”
Philip: “read the rest…”
Natalie: “where do you live… Ohio… Ohio is fucked… what the hell Philip!!”
Philip: “hells yea... Ohio is fucked!”
All the comedy in the room, the light heartedness… made it almost feel like a snow day, where if you didn’t go to school you would be able to do whatever you wanted. No parents, no teachers, just you doing anything and everything you wanted… that feeling was cut by the ringing of the cell phone that was given to Kyle by the government…
Kyle: “hello?... yea this is him… ok… where?... England? Umm… how many? You’re calling us in for seven? Hmm… describe them? Forty minutes plane?… okay… hold on”
Ryan: “what’s up?”
Kyle: “seven creature’s found in London England… they’re sending a car here for one of us… they said that if we’re as strong as we say then one of us should be enough… they said that there was a boy and a girl, looking to be in there twenties, being followed around by five werewolves…”
Matt: “umm… American werewolf in London anyone?”
Philip: “hmm…. Sounds like Gai, and Toe…”
Witold: “that girl that tried to crush me?!”
Matt: “Gai… that son of a bitch… hot girls in London right?”
Kyle: “I guess?”
Matt: “okay, I’ll go, I want to show Gai my new bag of tricks… and maybe show some hot London girls my old bag of tricks…”
Witold: “yea that girl tried to crush me last time, Mike, coming with?”
Mike: “Awh?”
Witold: “that stuff Alex taught us yesterday, he said we should go out together just incase”
Mike: “sure, TO LONDON”
Kyle: “yea, okay, we got a three man team headed over… because those two people who aren’t werewolves are hard as hell”
Philip: “alright, this is it man, you stoked?!”
Matt: “HELLS YEA!!”
Ryan: “good luck man”
Justin: “GO KICK SOME ASS”
Mike: “HARRY ASS OF WEREWOLF MEET MR BOOT!!!”
The car pulled up… and just as it left the phone rang again…
Kyle: “someone else answer it”
Philip: “hello, you’ve reached the porn parlor, if at any point you wish to discontinue this voice recording and initiate phone sex, please, press zero”
Natalie: “wow”
Alyssa: “EWWW DIRTY”
Ryan: “you… came up with that far too fast…”
Kyle: “PRESS ZERO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PRESS ZERO!!!”
Philip: “you’ve reached TheRipz, what do you need? … oh really? Okay… well… HOW MANNY?! Alright, hold on”
Richard: “eh, what’s that smell”
Alyssa: “it was nick”
Nick: “IT WAS PHIL!!!”
Philip: “okay, well all over Asia, from India to china there are hordes of demons attacking, so we need some people who can do splash damage hard and fast…”
just as he said that Fadi walked threw the door.
Fadi: “we’re going… that place has been emitting a strong demon energy… there are so many monsters there… we’ll be going as well…”
Richard: “I’m a splash unit; mowing shit down is what I do best”
Carl: “I must help my Asian brethren”
Philip: “okay, umm we’ll be sending two of us, and three companions of ours… yea... alright…”
Fadi: “sorry to interrupt like that.”
Ryan: “no prob”
Philip: “wait outside; they’ll be here in like two minutes… good luck”
Carl: “thanks”
Richard: “pft, lucks for the bitch with the smaller gun.”
Five members had now departed, a short plane ride to London, and a longer plane ride to Asia… along with the Trinity… the battle had started… and a lot of people were going to die…
