Post by TheRipz on Jun 1, 2007 23:51:30 GMT -5
Harold: “we should go help them, to make sure minimal damage is caused.”
Kyle: “no problem, me n Nick will blast his ass up”
Alex: “he’s not that easy”
Ryan: “were not as weak as we used to be…”
Alex: “really? Because you used to be pretty weak”
Richard: “we’ll kill this guy in five minutes if he’s strong”
Harold: “even if you kill him his brother is stronger… the seven horn has immense power”
Kyle: “AND I DON’T?!”
Harold: “they say he can kill thousands with a swipe of his hand”
Kyle: “pft, bitch is weak”
Harold: “how?”
Kyle: “has to move his hand”
Harold: “your such a child”
Kyle: “yea, but what you gunna do”
Harold: “grow up?”
Kyle: “no, that’s something I would have to do, what are YOU going to do about it?”
Harold: “…I give up”
Harold grabbed his coat from the ground and put it on, he grabbed Fadi’s sword and latched it around his back then began to walk towards the battle, everyone else soon followed. Once arriving they surrounded the house on top of and below. Then the fighting really began to heat up.
Matt: “guys I got this one”
Mike: “hells no he’s mine!”
Matt: “I WAS HERE FIRST”
Ryan: “I was born first!!”
Matt: “I’ve already crippled him!!”
Richard: “yea, see, you’ve had your fun, now it’s my turn!”
Matt: “you know what we have to do right…”
The four of them stood next to each other each facing in, towards the group, they all stuck there right hand out front then lifted it up.
Matt: “ROCK”
Ryan: “PAPER”
Richard: “SIZORS”
The hands shook three times as they spoke and eventually came down. Mike selected paper, Richard selected Rock, Matt selected Rock, and Ryan used Rock as well.
Mike: “fuck yea, anti-rock”
Kyle: “yea, guys, Fadi’s already kind of finishing the job”
Fadi had the sword made out of the same bone that the Six Horn’s horn was made out of shoved threw the Six Horn’s lower neck down into his body, the end of the blade was seen peeking out threw the Six Horn’s lower back. Fadi let go of the sword reached into his leg satchel and grabbed a small dagger, he slid it across the upper neck region of the Six Horn removing it’s head, Fadi then ripped the sword from it’s body and began to walk to the edge of the roof, above where Harold was. In one hand going forward the Six Horn Sword was pointing upwards blade to thumb. In the other a dagger pointed backwards against Fadi’s thumb. Both dripping with bloody remains, as even more revolting liquids drained from the injuries that the Six Horn has sustained. Fadi reached the edge of the roof; he jumped down next to Harold. Harold grabbed a cloth and cleaned off the weapons; Fadi placed the dagger back in its rightful place but continued to carry around the sword.
Witold: “aren’t the police going to come?”
Meaghan: “how are we going to explain this?”
Alex: “Police? As in your guards?”
Natalie: “yea, guards… that works”
Alex: “inform them of the situation”
Natalie: “we don’t have demonic encounters here… this is…”
Alyssa: “holy crap guys!!”
Carl: “what?”
Alyssa: “WE’RE HOME!!”
Ryan: “holy shit she’s right…”
Kyle: “fuck yea”
Justin: “TELEVISION”
Mike: “GAMES”
Kyle: “DOTA”
Nick: “BOOBIES”
Richard: “wow can’t believe it’s been a month already…”
Matt: “yea, hey, anybody notice that we didn’t really grow beards when we were there?”
Ryan: “now that you mention it”
Natalie: “yea, what’s up with that”
Carl: “…umm”
Natalie: “for you guys, I don’t have a beard, look perfect skin, its so flawless that… that.. that it is without flaws. Yup, that is how flawless it is.”
Meaghan: “okay…”
Witold: “I don’t hear any cops”
Fadi: “we should explain the situation to your king”
Mike: “The prim minister?”
Justin: “dude, governor general is technically the leader of Canada”
Mike: “only in the ceremonial sense”
Justin: “the governor general is a representative of the queen, you see that chick on the back of a penny?”
Mike: “no”
Justin: “well next time look at the money people pay you for the blow jobs”
Mike: “you callin me a penny hoe?”
Justin: “if the shoe fits”
Mike: “shoe’s gunna fit up your ass!!”
Carl: “guys… this is pointless”
Mike: “I KNOW, it’s because I’m obviously right”
Carl: “no, it’s because we wouldn’t be able to see ether of those people… best we can hope for is a mayor”
Justin: “see, Carl thinks your wrong!”
Richard: “Damn it, you’re both wrong, the Governor General is the Queen’s representative, so technically the Queen runs Canada, however way back in the day, she allowed democracy to flourish thus assuring that Canada would become more self reliant, a move that drove the Queen so far away from the people that her tight grip on Canada has been cut down to a Ceremonious representative that makes shit loads of cash at the existent of the Canadian population.”
Kyle: “wow…”
Ryan: “I know…”
Nick: “…boobies”
Natalie: “well…”
Carl: “anyways…”
Richard: “let’s all go home”
Fadi: “is there any place we might be able to stay the night?”
Richard: “I’m sure we can find a place, tomorrow we got to get our shit in order”
Natalie: “yea, we missed like a month of school!!”
Kyle: “no problem, me n Nick will blast his ass up”
Alex: “he’s not that easy”
Ryan: “were not as weak as we used to be…”
Alex: “really? Because you used to be pretty weak”
Richard: “we’ll kill this guy in five minutes if he’s strong”
Harold: “even if you kill him his brother is stronger… the seven horn has immense power”
Kyle: “AND I DON’T?!”
Harold: “they say he can kill thousands with a swipe of his hand”
Kyle: “pft, bitch is weak”
Harold: “how?”
Kyle: “has to move his hand”
Harold: “your such a child”
Kyle: “yea, but what you gunna do”
Harold: “grow up?”
Kyle: “no, that’s something I would have to do, what are YOU going to do about it?”
Harold: “…I give up”
Harold grabbed his coat from the ground and put it on, he grabbed Fadi’s sword and latched it around his back then began to walk towards the battle, everyone else soon followed. Once arriving they surrounded the house on top of and below. Then the fighting really began to heat up.
Matt: “guys I got this one”
Mike: “hells no he’s mine!”
Matt: “I WAS HERE FIRST”
Ryan: “I was born first!!”
Matt: “I’ve already crippled him!!”
Richard: “yea, see, you’ve had your fun, now it’s my turn!”
Matt: “you know what we have to do right…”
The four of them stood next to each other each facing in, towards the group, they all stuck there right hand out front then lifted it up.
Matt: “ROCK”
Ryan: “PAPER”
Richard: “SIZORS”
The hands shook three times as they spoke and eventually came down. Mike selected paper, Richard selected Rock, Matt selected Rock, and Ryan used Rock as well.
Mike: “fuck yea, anti-rock”
Kyle: “yea, guys, Fadi’s already kind of finishing the job”
Fadi had the sword made out of the same bone that the Six Horn’s horn was made out of shoved threw the Six Horn’s lower neck down into his body, the end of the blade was seen peeking out threw the Six Horn’s lower back. Fadi let go of the sword reached into his leg satchel and grabbed a small dagger, he slid it across the upper neck region of the Six Horn removing it’s head, Fadi then ripped the sword from it’s body and began to walk to the edge of the roof, above where Harold was. In one hand going forward the Six Horn Sword was pointing upwards blade to thumb. In the other a dagger pointed backwards against Fadi’s thumb. Both dripping with bloody remains, as even more revolting liquids drained from the injuries that the Six Horn has sustained. Fadi reached the edge of the roof; he jumped down next to Harold. Harold grabbed a cloth and cleaned off the weapons; Fadi placed the dagger back in its rightful place but continued to carry around the sword.
Witold: “aren’t the police going to come?”
Meaghan: “how are we going to explain this?”
Alex: “Police? As in your guards?”
Natalie: “yea, guards… that works”
Alex: “inform them of the situation”
Natalie: “we don’t have demonic encounters here… this is…”
Alyssa: “holy crap guys!!”
Carl: “what?”
Alyssa: “WE’RE HOME!!”
Ryan: “holy shit she’s right…”
Kyle: “fuck yea”
Justin: “TELEVISION”
Mike: “GAMES”
Kyle: “DOTA”
Nick: “BOOBIES”
Richard: “wow can’t believe it’s been a month already…”
Matt: “yea, hey, anybody notice that we didn’t really grow beards when we were there?”
Ryan: “now that you mention it”
Natalie: “yea, what’s up with that”
Carl: “…umm”
Natalie: “for you guys, I don’t have a beard, look perfect skin, its so flawless that… that.. that it is without flaws. Yup, that is how flawless it is.”
Meaghan: “okay…”
Witold: “I don’t hear any cops”
Fadi: “we should explain the situation to your king”
Mike: “The prim minister?”
Justin: “dude, governor general is technically the leader of Canada”
Mike: “only in the ceremonial sense”
Justin: “the governor general is a representative of the queen, you see that chick on the back of a penny?”
Mike: “no”
Justin: “well next time look at the money people pay you for the blow jobs”
Mike: “you callin me a penny hoe?”
Justin: “if the shoe fits”
Mike: “shoe’s gunna fit up your ass!!”
Carl: “guys… this is pointless”
Mike: “I KNOW, it’s because I’m obviously right”
Carl: “no, it’s because we wouldn’t be able to see ether of those people… best we can hope for is a mayor”
Justin: “see, Carl thinks your wrong!”
Richard: “Damn it, you’re both wrong, the Governor General is the Queen’s representative, so technically the Queen runs Canada, however way back in the day, she allowed democracy to flourish thus assuring that Canada would become more self reliant, a move that drove the Queen so far away from the people that her tight grip on Canada has been cut down to a Ceremonious representative that makes shit loads of cash at the existent of the Canadian population.”
Kyle: “wow…”
Ryan: “I know…”
Nick: “…boobies”
Natalie: “well…”
Carl: “anyways…”
Richard: “let’s all go home”
Fadi: “is there any place we might be able to stay the night?”
Richard: “I’m sure we can find a place, tomorrow we got to get our shit in order”
Natalie: “yea, we missed like a month of school!!”
