Post by TheRipz on Apr 21, 2007 0:34:26 GMT -5
After a long journey back and forth Norbert had unloaded the first shipment of people onto the island and set back to gather the remaining. Charon came out to greet them. Walking up and seeing many new faces, only able to recognize Kyle, he went up and said hello.
Charon: “still alive? Good to hear”
Kyle: “can’t talk, must find rock”
Kyle ran past Charon towards the monastery, Charon looked confused and then looked towards the mob of new people.
Charon: “let’s try this again… hi”
Mike: “you the physical guy right?”
Charon: “physical guy?”
Mike: “you taught them all about, fighting and stuff.”
Charon: “yes I trained them in physical combat. Why do you ask?”
Mike: “teach me!!”
Charon: “umm….”
Mike: “common, teach me, Teach Me, TEACH ME!!!!”
Charon: “fine, fine whatever just shut up”
Witold: “if you don’t mind… could you teach me too?”
Justin: “yea same”
Charon: “fine… ahh where did the dragon go?”
Natalie: “to pick up the others”
Charon: “there… there are more of you?!”
Mike: “Ryan, Ian, ugg… Matt, and Nick”
Charon: “so Ian needs training too?”
Justin: “I would guess so?”
Charon: “and just when I thought things were starting to calm down…and I don’t train girls…”
Natalie: “why not?”
Charon: “because when I train a student I will be destroying them, and I can’t bring myself to hit a girl.”
Carl: “sexisms a bitch.”
Natalie: “no, YOU’RE THE BITCH”
Carl: “why am I the bitch?”
Natalie: “cuz…”
Carl: “ok”
a loud scream came from behind the monastery. Followed by Kyle running out from behind it holding what appeared to be a circular rock.
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Mike: “awh?”
Alyssa: “what’s that?”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Natalie: “looks like a rock…”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Charon: “…that’s not a rock…”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi”
Meaghan: “what then?”
Kyle: “DAVIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Charon: “ahh shit…”
Kyle ran up next to everyone and held his rock out.
Kyle: “he’s still here YES!! YES I CAN’T BELIVE IT!!”
Charon: “where did you find that?!”
Kyle: “it’s, it’s just a dream come true!”
Charon: “WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!”
Kyle: “I thought I lost you”
Mike: “you… lost him”
Kyle: “I was so sad!”
Charon: “he’s holding the egg of a Land Lizard”
Kyle: “Davi’s a rock not a lizard. Idiot.”
Charon: “the Land Lizard is very rare… it finds a mate, then an egg is formed, the egg develops to full size within a few weeks, however the egg will never hatch from the inside, the lizard will stay dormant usually until the mother cracks it”
Kyle: “R-O-C-K, Rock, come on, say it with me now”
Charon: “…they grow up to 10ft long…”
Kyle: “you’re not saying it, R,O,C,K,”
Charon: “…that’s not a … it’s an egg.”
Kyle: “damn it man SAY ROCK!!”
Charon: “…”
Kyle: “say it…”
Charon: “…rock…”
Kyle: “good, now say ‘Charon is a stupid nub, and Kyle is a leet haxor’ ”
Charon: “… you people just don’t mature do you”
Kyle: “CHARON IS A STUPID NUB AND KYLE IS A LEET HAXOR!!!”
Natalie: “who’s that guy?”
Charon: “…who?”
Adam walked from behind and stood between Charon and Kyle.
Charon: “oh, this is Adam, he’s the magical teacher.”
Adam: “Charon is a stupid nub, and Kyle is a leet haxor”
Kyle: “WHOOT WHOOT!!!”
Adam: “fresh blood?”
Kyle: “yea, the rest will be here by tomorrow”
Adam: “can I see your pet rock?”
Kyle: “ok… but be careful, if I lost Davi again I don’t know what I would do…”
Adam: “alright”
Kyle slowly gave Davi to Adam, and Adam held it, with both hands before dropping it to the floor, it cracked in half.
Kyle: “YOU BITCH!!”
Adam: “sorry?”
Kyle: “I’LL KILL YOU I DON’T CARE HOW UNEVIL I’LL...!”
What was once seen as a rock had split into small pieces each like an egg shell, a small 6-7inch lizard was looking up at Kyle from inside.
Alyssa: “awwwww, I want one”
Kyle: “zoh ma fug!”
Adam: “I’m very sorry Kyle…I guess it slipped”
Kyle crouched down and picked up the lizard.
Kyle: “Davi was a lizard all along! Who would have guessed that rock was an egg?!!”
Natalie: “I guess it looks like a rock to blend in with it’s surroundings…”
Kyle: “I guess I got a new pet lizard!”
Alyssa: “going to name him different or keep with the same name?”
Kyle: “DAVI WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!”
Charon: “…I’ll be inside…”
Charon: “still alive? Good to hear”
Kyle: “can’t talk, must find rock”
Kyle ran past Charon towards the monastery, Charon looked confused and then looked towards the mob of new people.
Charon: “let’s try this again… hi”
Mike: “you the physical guy right?”
Charon: “physical guy?”
Mike: “you taught them all about, fighting and stuff.”
Charon: “yes I trained them in physical combat. Why do you ask?”
Mike: “teach me!!”
Charon: “umm….”
Mike: “common, teach me, Teach Me, TEACH ME!!!!”
Charon: “fine, fine whatever just shut up”
Witold: “if you don’t mind… could you teach me too?”
Justin: “yea same”
Charon: “fine… ahh where did the dragon go?”
Natalie: “to pick up the others”
Charon: “there… there are more of you?!”
Mike: “Ryan, Ian, ugg… Matt, and Nick”
Charon: “so Ian needs training too?”
Justin: “I would guess so?”
Charon: “and just when I thought things were starting to calm down…and I don’t train girls…”
Natalie: “why not?”
Charon: “because when I train a student I will be destroying them, and I can’t bring myself to hit a girl.”
Carl: “sexisms a bitch.”
Natalie: “no, YOU’RE THE BITCH”
Carl: “why am I the bitch?”
Natalie: “cuz…”
Carl: “ok”
a loud scream came from behind the monastery. Followed by Kyle running out from behind it holding what appeared to be a circular rock.
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Mike: “awh?”
Alyssa: “what’s that?”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Natalie: “looks like a rock…”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi Davi”
Charon: “…that’s not a rock…”
Kyle: “Davi Davi Davi”
Meaghan: “what then?”
Kyle: “DAVIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Charon: “ahh shit…”
Kyle ran up next to everyone and held his rock out.
Kyle: “he’s still here YES!! YES I CAN’T BELIVE IT!!”
Charon: “where did you find that?!”
Kyle: “it’s, it’s just a dream come true!”
Charon: “WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?!”
Kyle: “I thought I lost you”
Mike: “you… lost him”
Kyle: “I was so sad!”
Charon: “he’s holding the egg of a Land Lizard”
Kyle: “Davi’s a rock not a lizard. Idiot.”
Charon: “the Land Lizard is very rare… it finds a mate, then an egg is formed, the egg develops to full size within a few weeks, however the egg will never hatch from the inside, the lizard will stay dormant usually until the mother cracks it”
Kyle: “R-O-C-K, Rock, come on, say it with me now”
Charon: “…they grow up to 10ft long…”
Kyle: “you’re not saying it, R,O,C,K,”
Charon: “…that’s not a … it’s an egg.”
Kyle: “damn it man SAY ROCK!!”
Charon: “…”
Kyle: “say it…”
Charon: “…rock…”
Kyle: “good, now say ‘Charon is a stupid nub, and Kyle is a leet haxor’ ”
Charon: “… you people just don’t mature do you”
Kyle: “CHARON IS A STUPID NUB AND KYLE IS A LEET HAXOR!!!”
Natalie: “who’s that guy?”
Charon: “…who?”
Adam walked from behind and stood between Charon and Kyle.
Charon: “oh, this is Adam, he’s the magical teacher.”
Adam: “Charon is a stupid nub, and Kyle is a leet haxor”
Kyle: “WHOOT WHOOT!!!”
Adam: “fresh blood?”
Kyle: “yea, the rest will be here by tomorrow”
Adam: “can I see your pet rock?”
Kyle: “ok… but be careful, if I lost Davi again I don’t know what I would do…”
Adam: “alright”
Kyle slowly gave Davi to Adam, and Adam held it, with both hands before dropping it to the floor, it cracked in half.
Kyle: “YOU BITCH!!”
Adam: “sorry?”
Kyle: “I’LL KILL YOU I DON’T CARE HOW UNEVIL I’LL...!”
What was once seen as a rock had split into small pieces each like an egg shell, a small 6-7inch lizard was looking up at Kyle from inside.
Alyssa: “awwwww, I want one”
Kyle: “zoh ma fug!”
Adam: “I’m very sorry Kyle…I guess it slipped”
Kyle crouched down and picked up the lizard.
Kyle: “Davi was a lizard all along! Who would have guessed that rock was an egg?!!”
Natalie: “I guess it looks like a rock to blend in with it’s surroundings…”
Kyle: “I guess I got a new pet lizard!”
Alyssa: “going to name him different or keep with the same name?”
Kyle: “DAVI WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!!”
Charon: “…I’ll be inside…”
