Post by TheRipz on Apr 16, 2007 21:42:25 GMT -5
The town was distraught, there Army had yet to return, however the ‘heroes’ who came to help had, women were crying in the streets and hopping there husbands and sons would come back to them. Some businesses were closed, the blacksmith shops had closed up shop, fruit stands and other restaurants were closed, a number of marketers stayed open to give the people food they needed.
Kyle: “found one!”
Philip: “…this looks like a place where the bad apples go… can’t we find a nicer bar… preferably one where I won’t get an STD by sitting on a chair”
Kyle: “where’s your sense of adventure?”
Mike: “I think he lost that when that thread girl was hittin on him”
Kyle: “ohhhhh I see, Philip’s in love…”
Philip: “it’s… not like that….”
Kyle: “was she hot?”
Mike: “smoking!!”
Philip: “fuck it this bar’s gunna do!”
Philip walked up and turned the door knob the door swung open, they walked into the bar and looked around, the bar tender was a larger fellow with a few tattoos on his arms, they were visible by the cutoff shirt he was wearing. Scanning the bar there were very few people in it. at the counter talking to the bar tender was a man with a bandaged head covering half his face, and then two people in the back corner… Ryan and Matt.
Ryan: “hey over here!!”
Mike: “AAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mike and Kyle ran over to where Matt and Ryan were sitting, pulled up seats and sit down, Philip was still stunned at the door his mouth dropped and he began scratching the side of his head, Uki was still sitting on top of his head and bit Philip’s hand.
Philip: “ouch”
Uki Barked
Mike was waving Philip over and so he walked towards the back table and pulled up a seat.
Matt: “eh, mannn, ow you, how yoou dooon?”
Philip: “is he drunk?”
Matt: “I’m not, I… drink… I’m feeling better”
Ryan: “…Doc was outta meds... he said best thing for him was getting a lil booze into the system so he could cope with the pain…”
Matt: “cooop? I don’t want to go back to the cooop”
Mike: “….how long have you guys been here?”
Matt: “ssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp”
Matt placed his head on the table and closed his eyes. Kyle went up to the bar grabbing some gold from the pouch in front of Ryan.
Ryan: “not too long…. But this stuff is a lot harder then back home”
Mike: “how much harder…”
Kyle: “WOW”
Philip: “…a lot it would seem”
Kyle: “…I got 3 beers… but damn that stuffs good”
Philip: “…gimmie?”
Kyle: “get your own!!”
Ryan: “I’m pretty buzzed and I’ve only had one pint…”
Matt: “chickens noooo, my coop MY COOP BITCH”
Matt was moving around eyes closed swaying around he slapped Philip in the face with the back of his hand.
Philip: “HEY, damn it…what was that for?!”
Kyle: “I think he’s asleep…”
Mike: “sleep bitch slapping?”
Ryan: “wouldn’t put it past him”
Matt: “MY Chicken… CHICKEN!!”
Kyle: “where’s Nick?”
Ryan: “he’s at the front gate waiting for the army”
Philip and mike grabbed the other two glasses of beer from Kyle well he was drinking. And started to drink on there own.
Ryan: “wow… Philip…”
finishing up the glass Philip smashed it down on the table, he was wobbling back and forth.
Philip: “ok, that let off the stress, I go back to castle now”
Kyle: “you ok to walk?”
Philip: “mhm mhm mhm”
Philip wondered out the bar, Uki was following from behind, the door closed quickly behind Philip and Uki barely managed to get threw.
Matt: “bow down to me for I am the chicken KING!!”
Kyle: “think he’s gunna be ok?”
Ryan: “yea, he’s got Uki with him”
Kyle: “I meant Matt…”
Ryan: “oh, yea I’m sure he’ll be fine I’m just glade he hasn’t said cock yet”
Matt: “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COCK FIGHT!!!!”
Kyle: “found one!”
Philip: “…this looks like a place where the bad apples go… can’t we find a nicer bar… preferably one where I won’t get an STD by sitting on a chair”
Kyle: “where’s your sense of adventure?”
Mike: “I think he lost that when that thread girl was hittin on him”
Kyle: “ohhhhh I see, Philip’s in love…”
Philip: “it’s… not like that….”
Kyle: “was she hot?”
Mike: “smoking!!”
Philip: “fuck it this bar’s gunna do!”
Philip walked up and turned the door knob the door swung open, they walked into the bar and looked around, the bar tender was a larger fellow with a few tattoos on his arms, they were visible by the cutoff shirt he was wearing. Scanning the bar there were very few people in it. at the counter talking to the bar tender was a man with a bandaged head covering half his face, and then two people in the back corner… Ryan and Matt.
Ryan: “hey over here!!”
Mike: “AAAAAAWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!”
Mike and Kyle ran over to where Matt and Ryan were sitting, pulled up seats and sit down, Philip was still stunned at the door his mouth dropped and he began scratching the side of his head, Uki was still sitting on top of his head and bit Philip’s hand.
Philip: “ouch”
Uki Barked
Mike was waving Philip over and so he walked towards the back table and pulled up a seat.
Matt: “eh, mannn, ow you, how yoou dooon?”
Philip: “is he drunk?”
Matt: “I’m not, I… drink… I’m feeling better”
Ryan: “…Doc was outta meds... he said best thing for him was getting a lil booze into the system so he could cope with the pain…”
Matt: “cooop? I don’t want to go back to the cooop”
Mike: “….how long have you guys been here?”
Matt: “ssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp”
Matt placed his head on the table and closed his eyes. Kyle went up to the bar grabbing some gold from the pouch in front of Ryan.
Ryan: “not too long…. But this stuff is a lot harder then back home”
Mike: “how much harder…”
Kyle: “WOW”
Philip: “…a lot it would seem”
Kyle: “…I got 3 beers… but damn that stuffs good”
Philip: “…gimmie?”
Kyle: “get your own!!”
Ryan: “I’m pretty buzzed and I’ve only had one pint…”
Matt: “chickens noooo, my coop MY COOP BITCH”
Matt was moving around eyes closed swaying around he slapped Philip in the face with the back of his hand.
Philip: “HEY, damn it…what was that for?!”
Kyle: “I think he’s asleep…”
Mike: “sleep bitch slapping?”
Ryan: “wouldn’t put it past him”
Matt: “MY Chicken… CHICKEN!!”
Kyle: “where’s Nick?”
Ryan: “he’s at the front gate waiting for the army”
Philip and mike grabbed the other two glasses of beer from Kyle well he was drinking. And started to drink on there own.
Ryan: “wow… Philip…”
finishing up the glass Philip smashed it down on the table, he was wobbling back and forth.
Philip: “ok, that let off the stress, I go back to castle now”
Kyle: “you ok to walk?”
Philip: “mhm mhm mhm”
Philip wondered out the bar, Uki was following from behind, the door closed quickly behind Philip and Uki barely managed to get threw.
Matt: “bow down to me for I am the chicken KING!!”
Kyle: “think he’s gunna be ok?”
Ryan: “yea, he’s got Uki with him”
Kyle: “I meant Matt…”
Ryan: “oh, yea I’m sure he’ll be fine I’m just glade he hasn’t said cock yet”
Matt: “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A COCK FIGHT!!!!”
