Post by TheRipz on Apr 12, 2007 21:58:31 GMT -5
It was the next morning everyone woke up to the sound of a trumpet blaring. Outside a number of men were equipped and ready for battle; each had a sword and a shield, with metal armor on them. The air above the cave was filled with giant birds bring flown by the men in green tunics and blue shinny pants. There was a giant black bird whom was being flown by Naum; Johan was leading a pep talk on the hundreds of troops, Richard, Ryan, Kyle, Nick, Philip, Mike, and Amy were watching, Norbert and Uki were having a little sparing match behind everyone, Uki would jump forward and Norbert would fly up into the air, then swiping down, Uki would dodge the attack and the fight would continue.
Johan: “the desert is no place for a man to fall, stay alive and do not let your guard down, your enemy will be powerful. But we will fight!”
Johan stepped down and a commanding officer took over talking to the troops about separating into divisions and the strategies.
Ryan: “he’s not a very good speaker”
Kyle: “he’s a jackass what do you expect?”
Richard: “I for one expected him to be a decent speaker…”
Philip: “so… there going to meet the enemy in the desert?”
Richard: “looks like it”
Matt: “isn’t that kind of… ummm…”
Richard: “Stupid? Thick? Brainless? Dim-witted? Unintelligent? Idiotic?”
Matt: “I think I will use Dim-witted, it is new and has that flare I’m looking for”
Johan walked over to talk with them; Uki and Norbert were rolling around on the floor playing.
Johan: “I trust you’ll be joining us”
Richard: “…Kyle your reply please…”
Kyle: “oh yes certainly”
Kyle cleared his throat
Kyle: “JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!”
Richard: “thank you Kyle”
Kyle: “anytime”
Ryan: “we will think it over, our priority is to protect Amy”
Richard: “give us a few minutes”
they turned around huddled to form a circle, Amy was watching Norbert and Uki who were now having a staring competition.
Richard: “ok, plan”
Philip: “our job is to protect Amy?”
Ryan: “duh where the hell have you been.”
Philip: “I…”
Matt: “shut up your wasting our precious talking time!”
Kyle: “if we talk to long it looks like were unsure of ourselves!”
Nick: “BOOBIES!!!”
Philip: “well from what I heard yesterday what he’s doing is pretty stupid”
Richard: “so we split up the team again?”
Ryan: “is that smart?”
Matt: “say about a 70/40 split?”
Philip: “70…40…”
Matt: “yea, 70% of us go out and fight 40% stay to protect Amy”
Ryan: “don’t worry Philip’s just a fat idiot”
Mike: “damn it Philip learn to do math!”
Philip: “…sorry?”
Kyle: “best be sorry… fuckin noob”
Richard: “ok, who wants to kill shit?”
Richard raised his hand, Ryan and Matt did as well, Nick raised both hands and began to dance around. Kyle raised his, and Philip put his hand half way up.
Richard: “so… that didn’t really work”
Philip: “well… we’re expecting large scale attack, I think Matt should stay here with me and Mike”
Matt: “what?!”
Philip: “I wub wuu?”
Matt: “you saying I can’t take out mobs?!”
Philip: “no I need someone to help me teach Mike, and from what I see he’s having the same problem unlocking himself as you did”
Matt: “but I’m uber strong… without me they’ll die.”
Ryan: “…he is right”
Philip: “sorry I’ve been out of the loop a wile!”
Kyle: “the jackass is watching us…”
Ryan: “ok! Richard, Kyle, Matt, myself and Nick will go”
Mike: “awe I have to spend time with Philip again”
Philip: “Norbert going with you?”
Richard: “hmm… depends… how worthless are you now?”
Ryan: “yea, or are you still just a decoy?”
Philip: “we’ll be fine here don’t worry about that”
They split up from the circle and turned to Johan. Norbert and Uki stopped and looked up listening to the decision.
Richard: “the two who came threw the portal yesterday will be staying here.”
Johan: “and the animals?”
Kyle: “…that statement took you from the rank of jackass, to... Too… I CANT EVEN THINK UP A WORD TO CALL YOU ANYMORE!!”
Richard: “Norbert will come with us.”
Philip: “and Uki will be staying here.”
Uki and Norbert’s heads both dropped slightly they looked at each other Uki raised his paw up and began to sway it waving goodbye. Norbert waved his claw back. After the formalities had ended and the troops were given orders they set out. It would take a day to go around the mountain; Richard, Ryan, Nick, Kyle, Matt, and Norbert were planning to fly over the mountain. They reached the end of the cave, the gate was locked, no guards were left there or anywhere else in the city itself. The only people left were a few civilians who did not take up arms to help fight due to medical reasons, and the women and children. The only defenders… where Philip, and Mike.
Amy: “so what now?”
Philip: “we kick the shit out of mike”
Mike: “what?”
Philip: “I hope you like to bleed, Uki’s claws are sharp!”
Johan: “the desert is no place for a man to fall, stay alive and do not let your guard down, your enemy will be powerful. But we will fight!”
Johan stepped down and a commanding officer took over talking to the troops about separating into divisions and the strategies.
Ryan: “he’s not a very good speaker”
Kyle: “he’s a jackass what do you expect?”
Richard: “I for one expected him to be a decent speaker…”
Philip: “so… there going to meet the enemy in the desert?”
Richard: “looks like it”
Matt: “isn’t that kind of… ummm…”
Richard: “Stupid? Thick? Brainless? Dim-witted? Unintelligent? Idiotic?”
Matt: “I think I will use Dim-witted, it is new and has that flare I’m looking for”
Johan walked over to talk with them; Uki and Norbert were rolling around on the floor playing.
Johan: “I trust you’ll be joining us”
Richard: “…Kyle your reply please…”
Kyle: “oh yes certainly”
Kyle cleared his throat
Kyle: “JACKASS!!!!!!!!!!”
Richard: “thank you Kyle”
Kyle: “anytime”
Ryan: “we will think it over, our priority is to protect Amy”
Richard: “give us a few minutes”
they turned around huddled to form a circle, Amy was watching Norbert and Uki who were now having a staring competition.
Richard: “ok, plan”
Philip: “our job is to protect Amy?”
Ryan: “duh where the hell have you been.”
Philip: “I…”
Matt: “shut up your wasting our precious talking time!”
Kyle: “if we talk to long it looks like were unsure of ourselves!”
Nick: “BOOBIES!!!”
Philip: “well from what I heard yesterday what he’s doing is pretty stupid”
Richard: “so we split up the team again?”
Ryan: “is that smart?”
Matt: “say about a 70/40 split?”
Philip: “70…40…”
Matt: “yea, 70% of us go out and fight 40% stay to protect Amy”
Ryan: “don’t worry Philip’s just a fat idiot”
Mike: “damn it Philip learn to do math!”
Philip: “…sorry?”
Kyle: “best be sorry… fuckin noob”
Richard: “ok, who wants to kill shit?”
Richard raised his hand, Ryan and Matt did as well, Nick raised both hands and began to dance around. Kyle raised his, and Philip put his hand half way up.
Richard: “so… that didn’t really work”
Philip: “well… we’re expecting large scale attack, I think Matt should stay here with me and Mike”
Matt: “what?!”
Philip: “I wub wuu?”
Matt: “you saying I can’t take out mobs?!”
Philip: “no I need someone to help me teach Mike, and from what I see he’s having the same problem unlocking himself as you did”
Matt: “but I’m uber strong… without me they’ll die.”
Ryan: “…he is right”
Philip: “sorry I’ve been out of the loop a wile!”
Kyle: “the jackass is watching us…”
Ryan: “ok! Richard, Kyle, Matt, myself and Nick will go”
Mike: “awe I have to spend time with Philip again”
Philip: “Norbert going with you?”
Richard: “hmm… depends… how worthless are you now?”
Ryan: “yea, or are you still just a decoy?”
Philip: “we’ll be fine here don’t worry about that”
They split up from the circle and turned to Johan. Norbert and Uki stopped and looked up listening to the decision.
Richard: “the two who came threw the portal yesterday will be staying here.”
Johan: “and the animals?”
Kyle: “…that statement took you from the rank of jackass, to... Too… I CANT EVEN THINK UP A WORD TO CALL YOU ANYMORE!!”
Richard: “Norbert will come with us.”
Philip: “and Uki will be staying here.”
Uki and Norbert’s heads both dropped slightly they looked at each other Uki raised his paw up and began to sway it waving goodbye. Norbert waved his claw back. After the formalities had ended and the troops were given orders they set out. It would take a day to go around the mountain; Richard, Ryan, Nick, Kyle, Matt, and Norbert were planning to fly over the mountain. They reached the end of the cave, the gate was locked, no guards were left there or anywhere else in the city itself. The only people left were a few civilians who did not take up arms to help fight due to medical reasons, and the women and children. The only defenders… where Philip, and Mike.
Amy: “so what now?”
Philip: “we kick the shit out of mike”
Mike: “what?”
Philip: “I hope you like to bleed, Uki’s claws are sharp!”
