Post by TheRipz on Apr 12, 2007 19:57:04 GMT -5
Ryan: “so you brought mike?”
Mike: “I’m here to OWN”
Richard: “we could always use more ownage”
Philip: “I trained him a lil…”
Richard: “trained how?”
Matt: “yea, last check you were worthless… I don’t think the weak should train the weak”
Mike: “It was meditation and stuff”
Matt: “oh, so if Richard punched you in the face right now it would hurt?”
Mike: “I think if Richard punched me in the face at anytime it would hurt…”
Richard: “that is a theory I would like to put into practice!”
Philip: “…..yea… I got letters for each of you…. Family, friends, loved ones, pets…”
Uki Barked
Kyle: “holy crap it’s a dog!”
Philip: “oh yea, this is Uki”
Kyle: “hello ou-ki”
Philip: “it’s pronounced You-kie”
Philip reached into his backpack and began to hand out letters to each person, Norbert who was sleeping curled up next to the fire raised his head, Uki and Norbert made eye contact, Norbert put his head back down and Uki walked up and took a place beside N Norbert napping next to the fire.
Philip: “Mike, we need to put you threw some serious physical training… but umm first... someone want to tell me who the cute chick and the ugly guy are?”
Amy blushed, and Johan looked aggravated.
Amy: “I’m Amy Second Daughter to the thrown of Alakor”
Johan: “…I’m Johan... Ruling King of this city you’re in…”
Kyle: “and complete jackass”
Johan: “excuse me?”
Kyle: “you heard me jackass”
Johan: “if you will excuse me princess, I must check on my kingdom”
Kyle: “bye, bye jackass”
Philip: “…what happened to them?”
Ryan: “shut up letter!”
Philip: “…”
Nick: “jackass killed Davi2”
Philip: “… Davi2”
Kyle: “my pet rock”
Nick: “JACKASS!!!”
They went back to reading there letters and Philip sat beside Amy; Mike followed and sat beside Philip. Everyone had at least three letters, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends, and others had all written to them, it would take a wile to read.
Mike: “where’s all this death you said would be happening Phil?”
Philip: “yeah… well… you know what… I’m going to go train you physically… umm Amy was it?”
Amy: “yes?”
Philip: “we’re going outside to spar, if you want to watch you can, or stay here and enjoy the display of teenage men weeping at letters.”
Richard: “HEY something’s in my eye DON’T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE”
Philip: “I know Richard, I know... I was talking about Nick…”
Nick: “OH GOD NO!!! Hoppie McHopperstine ran away!”
Matt: “. . .”
Kyle: “the stuffed animal he got for his Girlfriend… pay attention once and a wile!!”
Philip: “anyways… we’ll be outside…”
Philip got up and walked outside followed by Mike, Amy stayed sitting on the couch looked around the room as Richard removed something from his eyelid, and Nick sobbed in the corner, the others had smirks on there face with sad and happy eyes mixed together. She got up and began to run out the door.
Amy: “please wait for me”
Richard: “FUCK, who put the needle in my eye!!”
Outside Philip told Mike to charge at him, as such mike ran at Philip and they began to fight, throwing fists at each other contact was made, Mike kicked Philip in the side and he fell to the floor.
Mike: “AWH!!! … Oh shit you okay?”
Philip: “yea, just kinda tired from that hole cross dimensional portal crap...”
Mike: “well get up so I can beat your ass in good and proper!”
Philip stood up again and continued on, Mike got hit a few times in the face, chest, arms, and just generally hard all over his body. Philip got hit a few times as well, each time contact was made he would fall to the floor.
Mike: “dude… ha… I’m beat…”
Philip: “same… you need to keep going though”
Mike: “whaaaa???”
Philip: “ha, I slept outside for the first… shit… … ahh.. Week here”
Mike: “yea… you should go inside and maybe, get something that resembles medical attention.”
Philip: “no thanks, I’m going to sit here and watch you train with yourself”
Mike: “can’t I just do some more of that meditation crap?”
Philip: “ha-ha, maybe… focus your energy into your body it might help”
Mike closed his eyes and focused after a minute he began to fight again, throwing punches and kicks into the air. Attacking and moving around a lot, Amy sat down next to Philip.
Amy: “are you okay?”
Philip: “nope, you?”
Amy: “what’s wrong?”
Philip: “I’m in love with a girl I haven’t met yet”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “yea……..what’s wrong with you?”
Amy: “excuse me?”
Philip: “people don’t like to know about other people’s problems, but they like to talk about there own”
Amy: “I don’t know if I should be offended”
Philip: “that’s up to you… so what’s the problem”
Amy: “my brother turned out to be evil, tried to kill my parents, my sister, her husband, and myself.”
Philip: “huh, what do you know…”
Amy: “the town where we rule over was completely destroyed and I was sent out here to be protected as a last resort for ruling the people”
Philip: “hey, hey wanna see something funny…”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “look at me”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “ok, you saw it, go back to your worrying”
Amy: “you aren’t normal are you?”
Philip: “I’m as normal as the sky is green…wait.. are we in a cave?”
Mike: “we’re in a cave?”
Philip: “I hope so… cuz if not the sky got screwed”
Mike: “how long do I do this?”
Philip: “until you pass out”
Amy: “I would have to say you are not normal”
Philip: “and sorry to hear about your brother, we can’t do much about that.”
Amy: “I guess not…”
Johan: “hello there”
Johan walked up and stood over Philip and Amy looking down at them.
Philip: “hi”
Johan: “and who might you be?”
Philip: “who indeed…”
Johan: “tell me who you are immediately”
Philip: “I’m Philip and that’s mike”
Johan: “how did you get here?”
Philip: “umm, I don’t know”
Johan: “…how did you get here”
Mike fell to the floor after a few moments of panting and motionlessness. Richard looked out the window on one of the higher floors of the castle.
Richard: “HOLY SHIT, PHILIP DON’T KILL MIKE”
Matt poked his head out of another window and yelled down following Richard.
Matt: “MIKE NOOOOO”
The sound of Ryan in the background could be lightly heard saying “noooo” Matt put his head inside and Richard did the same thing. A number of people in green tunics and blue shinny pants walked into the castle grounds and spreading out, one man wearing a red tunic and green shinny pants flowed in after them and bowed down in front of Johan.
Johan: “hello lead tracker Naum, what is your report?”
Naum: “we have searched a large area and 3 of our trackers did not return”
Johan: “hmmm…”
Naum: “they will be attacking from the desert wasteland, I am certain of it.”
Johan: “then we will meet them outside, in the desert away from where the battle can damage the town.”
Naum: “I do not believe that is a smart decision...”
Johan: “you are doubting your king?!”
Naum: “I simply suggest we use the fact that the city is protected by a cave…”
Johan: “being in a cave makes it even harder for us to defend, a creature of immense power could break off large chunks of the top and they might fall down destroying the town.”
Naum: “Sir… I….”
Johan: “continue this discussion and you will be stripped of your title. Dismissed”
Naum: “Sir”
Naum and the others walked out of the castle’s grounds, Johan turned around and walked inside the castle, Amy looked at Philip and Philip looked at Amy, then Amy eyed towards Mike who was passed out on the floor tilting her head.
Philip: “oh yea mike…”
Amy: “…you’re going to help him right?”
Philip: “I would but I’m really tired…”
Amy: “…”
Philip: “fineeeeeee, so you’re a leader? Don’t make the impression, you’re too quiet”
Philip got up went over and picked up mike, putting him on his back and piggybacking him. He walked over to Amy and made the same headwomen’s as her to go inside.
Philip: “inside?”
Amy: “sure… I’m quiet?”
Philip: “well you’re not loud…”
Walking inside Amy and Philip caring Mike on his back they both had a cold chill run down there back that forced them to shiver.
Philip: “freaky…”
Amy: “yea…”
Mike: “I’m here to OWN”
Richard: “we could always use more ownage”
Philip: “I trained him a lil…”
Richard: “trained how?”
Matt: “yea, last check you were worthless… I don’t think the weak should train the weak”
Mike: “It was meditation and stuff”
Matt: “oh, so if Richard punched you in the face right now it would hurt?”
Mike: “I think if Richard punched me in the face at anytime it would hurt…”
Richard: “that is a theory I would like to put into practice!”
Philip: “…..yea… I got letters for each of you…. Family, friends, loved ones, pets…”
Uki Barked
Kyle: “holy crap it’s a dog!”
Philip: “oh yea, this is Uki”
Kyle: “hello ou-ki”
Philip: “it’s pronounced You-kie”
Philip reached into his backpack and began to hand out letters to each person, Norbert who was sleeping curled up next to the fire raised his head, Uki and Norbert made eye contact, Norbert put his head back down and Uki walked up and took a place beside N Norbert napping next to the fire.
Philip: “Mike, we need to put you threw some serious physical training… but umm first... someone want to tell me who the cute chick and the ugly guy are?”
Amy blushed, and Johan looked aggravated.
Amy: “I’m Amy Second Daughter to the thrown of Alakor”
Johan: “…I’m Johan... Ruling King of this city you’re in…”
Kyle: “and complete jackass”
Johan: “excuse me?”
Kyle: “you heard me jackass”
Johan: “if you will excuse me princess, I must check on my kingdom”
Kyle: “bye, bye jackass”
Philip: “…what happened to them?”
Ryan: “shut up letter!”
Philip: “…”
Nick: “jackass killed Davi2”
Philip: “… Davi2”
Kyle: “my pet rock”
Nick: “JACKASS!!!”
They went back to reading there letters and Philip sat beside Amy; Mike followed and sat beside Philip. Everyone had at least three letters, mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters, friends, and others had all written to them, it would take a wile to read.
Mike: “where’s all this death you said would be happening Phil?”
Philip: “yeah… well… you know what… I’m going to go train you physically… umm Amy was it?”
Amy: “yes?”
Philip: “we’re going outside to spar, if you want to watch you can, or stay here and enjoy the display of teenage men weeping at letters.”
Richard: “HEY something’s in my eye DON’T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE”
Philip: “I know Richard, I know... I was talking about Nick…”
Nick: “OH GOD NO!!! Hoppie McHopperstine ran away!”
Matt: “. . .”
Kyle: “the stuffed animal he got for his Girlfriend… pay attention once and a wile!!”
Philip: “anyways… we’ll be outside…”
Philip got up and walked outside followed by Mike, Amy stayed sitting on the couch looked around the room as Richard removed something from his eyelid, and Nick sobbed in the corner, the others had smirks on there face with sad and happy eyes mixed together. She got up and began to run out the door.
Amy: “please wait for me”
Richard: “FUCK, who put the needle in my eye!!”
Outside Philip told Mike to charge at him, as such mike ran at Philip and they began to fight, throwing fists at each other contact was made, Mike kicked Philip in the side and he fell to the floor.
Mike: “AWH!!! … Oh shit you okay?”
Philip: “yea, just kinda tired from that hole cross dimensional portal crap...”
Mike: “well get up so I can beat your ass in good and proper!”
Philip stood up again and continued on, Mike got hit a few times in the face, chest, arms, and just generally hard all over his body. Philip got hit a few times as well, each time contact was made he would fall to the floor.
Mike: “dude… ha… I’m beat…”
Philip: “same… you need to keep going though”
Mike: “whaaaa???”
Philip: “ha, I slept outside for the first… shit… … ahh.. Week here”
Mike: “yea… you should go inside and maybe, get something that resembles medical attention.”
Philip: “no thanks, I’m going to sit here and watch you train with yourself”
Mike: “can’t I just do some more of that meditation crap?”
Philip: “ha-ha, maybe… focus your energy into your body it might help”
Mike closed his eyes and focused after a minute he began to fight again, throwing punches and kicks into the air. Attacking and moving around a lot, Amy sat down next to Philip.
Amy: “are you okay?”
Philip: “nope, you?”
Amy: “what’s wrong?”
Philip: “I’m in love with a girl I haven’t met yet”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “yea……..what’s wrong with you?”
Amy: “excuse me?”
Philip: “people don’t like to know about other people’s problems, but they like to talk about there own”
Amy: “I don’t know if I should be offended”
Philip: “that’s up to you… so what’s the problem”
Amy: “my brother turned out to be evil, tried to kill my parents, my sister, her husband, and myself.”
Philip: “huh, what do you know…”
Amy: “the town where we rule over was completely destroyed and I was sent out here to be protected as a last resort for ruling the people”
Philip: “hey, hey wanna see something funny…”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “look at me”
Amy: “ok…”
Philip: “ok, you saw it, go back to your worrying”
Amy: “you aren’t normal are you?”
Philip: “I’m as normal as the sky is green…wait.. are we in a cave?”
Mike: “we’re in a cave?”
Philip: “I hope so… cuz if not the sky got screwed”
Mike: “how long do I do this?”
Philip: “until you pass out”
Amy: “I would have to say you are not normal”
Philip: “and sorry to hear about your brother, we can’t do much about that.”
Amy: “I guess not…”
Johan: “hello there”
Johan walked up and stood over Philip and Amy looking down at them.
Philip: “hi”
Johan: “and who might you be?”
Philip: “who indeed…”
Johan: “tell me who you are immediately”
Philip: “I’m Philip and that’s mike”
Johan: “how did you get here?”
Philip: “umm, I don’t know”
Johan: “…how did you get here”
Mike fell to the floor after a few moments of panting and motionlessness. Richard looked out the window on one of the higher floors of the castle.
Richard: “HOLY SHIT, PHILIP DON’T KILL MIKE”
Matt poked his head out of another window and yelled down following Richard.
Matt: “MIKE NOOOOO”
The sound of Ryan in the background could be lightly heard saying “noooo” Matt put his head inside and Richard did the same thing. A number of people in green tunics and blue shinny pants walked into the castle grounds and spreading out, one man wearing a red tunic and green shinny pants flowed in after them and bowed down in front of Johan.
Johan: “hello lead tracker Naum, what is your report?”
Naum: “we have searched a large area and 3 of our trackers did not return”
Johan: “hmmm…”
Naum: “they will be attacking from the desert wasteland, I am certain of it.”
Johan: “then we will meet them outside, in the desert away from where the battle can damage the town.”
Naum: “I do not believe that is a smart decision...”
Johan: “you are doubting your king?!”
Naum: “I simply suggest we use the fact that the city is protected by a cave…”
Johan: “being in a cave makes it even harder for us to defend, a creature of immense power could break off large chunks of the top and they might fall down destroying the town.”
Naum: “Sir… I….”
Johan: “continue this discussion and you will be stripped of your title. Dismissed”
Naum: “Sir”
Naum and the others walked out of the castle’s grounds, Johan turned around and walked inside the castle, Amy looked at Philip and Philip looked at Amy, then Amy eyed towards Mike who was passed out on the floor tilting her head.
Philip: “oh yea mike…”
Amy: “…you’re going to help him right?”
Philip: “I would but I’m really tired…”
Amy: “…”
Philip: “fineeeeeee, so you’re a leader? Don’t make the impression, you’re too quiet”
Philip got up went over and picked up mike, putting him on his back and piggybacking him. He walked over to Amy and made the same headwomen’s as her to go inside.
Philip: “inside?”
Amy: “sure… I’m quiet?”
Philip: “well you’re not loud…”
Walking inside Amy and Philip caring Mike on his back they both had a cold chill run down there back that forced them to shiver.
Philip: “freaky…”
Amy: “yea…”
