Post by TheRipz on Apr 4, 2007 15:05:33 GMT -5
Natalie had agreed to drive Philip home so that he could see his family and tell them what was going on, his plan was to fully inform everyone’s family on what was happening with there offspring. Uki in his First form was resting sitting on Philip’s lap head down listening to the vibrations of the car.
Natalie: “so what happened?”
Philip: “do me a favor and tell this to the rest of them, cuz I don’t wanna repeat it 100 times.”
Natalie: “ok”
Philip: “well, after we arrived we went threw some classic training and stuff like that gained physical strength and then learned how to do some magical crap… I wasn’t good at the magical crap or the physical crap… so I focused on reading… and well… that was the first week… umm… let’s see after that we went to a small village, and for some odd reason Richard, Nick, and Kyle had to go into town and do something… then after a day of looking around the town for a little physic girl... we found out we were under attack… or were going to be, well Charon found out he’s the guy that was training us physically. Any who, there were a lotta things coming after the town, so what we did was we stayed and fought Charon did most of the work, me, Matt, and Ryan did like 10% of what he pulled off… actually Matt and Ryan mostly.. I would say it was about 1% me 9% them. 90% Charon, but there were too many so we had to pull back after killing like iunno 500 of them.”
Natalie: “Holy Shit 500?!”
Philip: “yea, there were a LOT of them, anyways Charon went back into town, and we were all pretty badly owned then it was like… iunno I told them to go on and I’d try and give them some time… after a bit of arguing they went, and I was all ‘oh come on biatchs! ITS ON!!’ and they were all ‘rawer’ and then they circled around me and kicked my ass. Yea…. I woke up on the floor with Uki here looking at me, I wasn’t in the same place. There were like 70 dead guys around me, so I guess what sucked me in sucked them in too. So that’s how I met Uki”
Natalie: “kinda weird…how did you get here?”
Philip: “same way actually…. I’ve been in that universe with Uki for like a week trying to figure out how to get out; eventually I went into a few days of training and meditation, that’s why I’m such an uber leet pimp right now!”
Natalie: “yea… you… you’re what they call a pimp alright.”
Philip: “oh yea! P-I-M-P”
Natalie: “HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!”
Philip: “oh yea, so I fell asleep and I thought I was dreaming but iunno… there was this guy just kinda staring at me so I said hello and then he charged at me! We were fighting I thought it was just a dream still because I was too instantaneously awake. Then I got hit and felt the pain so I began to wonder, the feel of a dream wasn’t really there I guess but iunno, so were battling on this black surface the hole room is black I can clearly see him and myself, and were just going at it, then he gives me a good hit and I fall threw the floor, when I landed I was on the roof here, and he came down I tried to kick him but he broke my leg, then when he attacked again I defended and it broke my arm. The last attack just totally hurt and that’s when I crashed threw the roof…”
Natalie: “well I think we should have waited until the ambulance arrived to check out the fact that you can’t use the whole left side of your body!!”
Philip: “yea well, sometimes you just gotta stop thinking”
Natalie: “I want to go with you when you go back.”
Philip: “ha-ha goes back?! I don’t even know where to start with that one.”
Natalie: “so you’re going to stay?”
Philip: “I have no idea how to get back there, but I’m going to try to teach you guys what I learned on the island about how magic works… heh”
Natalie: “what’s so funny?”
Philip: “it’s nothing”
Natalie: “grrr tell!!”
Philip: “well, when we were going threw magic training they said I was worthless because I ‘didn’t have any magic’ but I just use magic differently, they use magic by merging the natural flow, but I’m a little different, so I can’t use there methods, I think you guys should be able too though.”
Natalie: “…hey look it’s an ABULANCE”
Philip: “don’t glare at me like that, eyes on the road, hands at ten and two!”
Natalie: “I think your parents are going to be happy to see you, they were really sad when I told them…”
Philip: “I’m totally grounded”
Natalie: “you blew out an entire wall tonight just by blowing, I don’t think being grounded will stop you.”
Philip: “I’m not blowing a hole in my wall! I gotta sleep in that room, you have any idea how cold that would be?!”
Uki raised his head and yawned, then sat staring at Philip. Philip grabbed Uki and placed him on his head.
Natalie: “awe that’s so cute, get my camera I’m taking a picture!!”
Philip: “I wish I had a brilliant and cunning response to that… but I’m just not smart enough to think up one, wake us up when we get to my house please, and, thank you.”
Philip leaned his chair back one notch rested his head, and Uki who was laying on it back against it and closed his eyes.
Natalie: “so what happened?”
Philip: “do me a favor and tell this to the rest of them, cuz I don’t wanna repeat it 100 times.”
Natalie: “ok”
Philip: “well, after we arrived we went threw some classic training and stuff like that gained physical strength and then learned how to do some magical crap… I wasn’t good at the magical crap or the physical crap… so I focused on reading… and well… that was the first week… umm… let’s see after that we went to a small village, and for some odd reason Richard, Nick, and Kyle had to go into town and do something… then after a day of looking around the town for a little physic girl... we found out we were under attack… or were going to be, well Charon found out he’s the guy that was training us physically. Any who, there were a lotta things coming after the town, so what we did was we stayed and fought Charon did most of the work, me, Matt, and Ryan did like 10% of what he pulled off… actually Matt and Ryan mostly.. I would say it was about 1% me 9% them. 90% Charon, but there were too many so we had to pull back after killing like iunno 500 of them.”
Natalie: “Holy Shit 500?!”
Philip: “yea, there were a LOT of them, anyways Charon went back into town, and we were all pretty badly owned then it was like… iunno I told them to go on and I’d try and give them some time… after a bit of arguing they went, and I was all ‘oh come on biatchs! ITS ON!!’ and they were all ‘rawer’ and then they circled around me and kicked my ass. Yea…. I woke up on the floor with Uki here looking at me, I wasn’t in the same place. There were like 70 dead guys around me, so I guess what sucked me in sucked them in too. So that’s how I met Uki”
Natalie: “kinda weird…how did you get here?”
Philip: “same way actually…. I’ve been in that universe with Uki for like a week trying to figure out how to get out; eventually I went into a few days of training and meditation, that’s why I’m such an uber leet pimp right now!”
Natalie: “yea… you… you’re what they call a pimp alright.”
Philip: “oh yea! P-I-M-P”
Natalie: “HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!”
Philip: “oh yea, so I fell asleep and I thought I was dreaming but iunno… there was this guy just kinda staring at me so I said hello and then he charged at me! We were fighting I thought it was just a dream still because I was too instantaneously awake. Then I got hit and felt the pain so I began to wonder, the feel of a dream wasn’t really there I guess but iunno, so were battling on this black surface the hole room is black I can clearly see him and myself, and were just going at it, then he gives me a good hit and I fall threw the floor, when I landed I was on the roof here, and he came down I tried to kick him but he broke my leg, then when he attacked again I defended and it broke my arm. The last attack just totally hurt and that’s when I crashed threw the roof…”
Natalie: “well I think we should have waited until the ambulance arrived to check out the fact that you can’t use the whole left side of your body!!”
Philip: “yea well, sometimes you just gotta stop thinking”
Natalie: “I want to go with you when you go back.”
Philip: “ha-ha goes back?! I don’t even know where to start with that one.”
Natalie: “so you’re going to stay?”
Philip: “I have no idea how to get back there, but I’m going to try to teach you guys what I learned on the island about how magic works… heh”
Natalie: “what’s so funny?”
Philip: “it’s nothing”
Natalie: “grrr tell!!”
Philip: “well, when we were going threw magic training they said I was worthless because I ‘didn’t have any magic’ but I just use magic differently, they use magic by merging the natural flow, but I’m a little different, so I can’t use there methods, I think you guys should be able too though.”
Natalie: “…hey look it’s an ABULANCE”
Philip: “don’t glare at me like that, eyes on the road, hands at ten and two!”
Natalie: “I think your parents are going to be happy to see you, they were really sad when I told them…”
Philip: “I’m totally grounded”
Natalie: “you blew out an entire wall tonight just by blowing, I don’t think being grounded will stop you.”
Philip: “I’m not blowing a hole in my wall! I gotta sleep in that room, you have any idea how cold that would be?!”
Uki raised his head and yawned, then sat staring at Philip. Philip grabbed Uki and placed him on his head.
Natalie: “awe that’s so cute, get my camera I’m taking a picture!!”
Philip: “I wish I had a brilliant and cunning response to that… but I’m just not smart enough to think up one, wake us up when we get to my house please, and, thank you.”
Philip leaned his chair back one notch rested his head, and Uki who was laying on it back against it and closed his eyes.
